I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:

  1. never lie.
  2. never tell the whole truth.
  3. never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
  • @Jarix
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    -21 month ago

    Lol hilarious joke.

    yeah that doesn’t work unless you don’t have bosses or multiple levels of bosses who only care about making Numbers on their already sheet look like what they want them to look like

    • @Potatos_are_not_friends
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      1 month ago

      It still checks out.

      Sometimes the true problem isn’t the “fire” in front of you, it’s the manager/boss.

      And then you discover what you should be solving for.

      • @Jarix
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        11 month ago

        You didn’t get it. It’s okay