• @aeronmelon
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    4011 months ago

    Through a series of understandable miscommunications, every year Starfleet Academy has between 5 and 10 course requests for “Partying” from incoming Vulcan applicants.

    At least one Vulcan each year withdrawals their application upon being told it is not a field of study taught by any human school.

    • @AngryCommieKender
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      2211 months ago

      What about Chico State? I was told that is a “Party School.”

  • @[email protected]
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    11 months ago

    Isn’t that how most people socialize at parties? Some people can do it naturally, but I figure most people are pretending. I frequently ask myself “What would a normal human do in this situation?”

    • @[email protected]
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      2011 months ago

      i feel like it depends: is this a party you want to be at or not?

      if it’s a party you don’t want to be at you’ll probably be pretending

      • IninewCrow
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        811 months ago

        What few people ever mention is … alcohol and sometimes drugs.

        Very few people imagine a party without some intoxicant. Even children’s parties, parents will give a party for the kids but the adults seperate themselves to enjoy a bit of alcohol.

        Just think of it … a party with 20 adults and no alcohol or drugs. Some people can do it but the majority of the population would avoid it.

        • @[email protected]
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          811 months ago

          “Many respectable physicists said that they weren’t going to stand for this – partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn’t get invited to those sort of parties.”

          The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

        • @[email protected]
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          811 months ago

          you’re just describing a LAN party or a DND session, nerds have had “parties” without alcohol or drugs for ages.

          • IninewCrow
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            -411 months ago

            I agree … Nerds and DND people sound like a sensible bunch because they actually go out of their way to have fun without intoxicants.

            What I’m talking about is the 90% of the population that can’t relate to other humans without getting a little drunk.

            • @Telodzrum
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              311 months ago

              DND table without at least one person being insufferable about the microbrew sour six-pack they brought challenge [IMPOSSIBLE}

    • @chuckleslord
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      611 months ago

      I mean, that’s my experience but I’m neurodivergent. My understanding is that that isn’t the norm for the allistic crowd.

    • @[email protected]
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      411 months ago

      I think it depends how close you are with the people around you. I had a good time at a friend’s holiday party recently (with no drugs or alcohol) just because I really love those folks and I’d enjoy spending time with them no matter what.

    • LeadersAtWork
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      211 months ago

      As a introvert, that pretending will drain my batteries SO fast.

      Everyone else still going four hours in

      Me, dead in a corner after hour two

    • HobbitFoot
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      211 months ago

      It comes out a lot more at work events. Some people like them, but a lot of people don’t and are just faking.

  • @_number8_
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    1411 months ago

    i’d literally rather die than go to a party. unfocused undirected unscheduled endless socializing where i have to pretend like i’m having 100% fun is a torture sentence

    • @[email protected]
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      2411 months ago

      This why I love board games. It’s kind of like a small party, but there’s an activity and I’m not weird for focusing on it.

      • @[email protected]
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        511 months ago

        I’m the opposite. Game nights have a protocol on top of socializing so I feel caged up in a mandatory activity. I’m an extreme introvert and I’d rather just sit and listen to everyone else chit chat than to learn a new game, talk about rules, and be forced to interact.

        I dunno, maybe it’s different with friends instead of acquaintances. Or if you already know the games.

      • @Mango
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        111 months ago

        Bro you are me. I can’t make sense of me and you unless we’re gonna sex or something. I can make sense of us and objective.

    • @[email protected]
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      411 months ago

      What would you consider sincerely fun, no pretending? Would any of those activities be something you could share with loved ones? Boom, party.

  • @[email protected]
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    811 months ago

    There was a Vulcan diplomat in Enterprise that T’Pol looked up to, that surprised everyone when she came on board, by actually being diplomatic, and acting more human to get along with the humans. I bet she teaches the class on parties

  • IninewCrow
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    11 months ago

    Lesson #3456: When making a “joke”, any joke, whether it is good or bad and requires the audience to look at something, tell them …

    Look at that! … you see this … look at that … Look … See this … Look at that … Look at that … You seeing this … Look at that … Look … See it … Look … Look at it … Look

    … even after they have obviously looked at it, you continue pointing and directing their attention … wrap your arm around their shoulder, get in closer to them and continue telling them …

    Look at that! … you see this … look at that … Look … See this … Look at that … Look at that … You seeing this … Look at that … Look … See it … Look … Look at it … Look

    • IninewCrow
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      811 months ago

      Lesson #5357: If there is a large water feature anywhere near the party, find the nearest tall structure and attempt to jump from this high point into the water. Ensure that you announce your actions to as many people as possible before making your attempt. Feasibility, common sense, safety or basic mathematics is not required.

      • @[email protected]
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        811 months ago

        “I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m Mr. So-and-So Dick. I’ve got such-as-such for a penis.’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”

  • @[email protected]
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    511 months ago

    They are such overachievers. I would only disappoint my Vulcan daddy and join the Vulcan circus.

  • Aniki 🌱🌿
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    211 months ago

    I always find it interesting that on the silver screen, AI with superior emotional intelligence is always few and far between. It’s in tons of written sci-fi but for video it’s rare, for some reason.

    • CorganaOP
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      111 months ago

      That’s a good observation! I liked how in “Her” the AI had the appearence of emotional intelligence, but you come to realize it was just using outputs that humans would respond to. Very precient for how GPT et al works.