• @[email protected]
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    3711 months ago

    Actually, being a shitty cook would mean you can’t make anything good with those ingredients.

  • ipodjockey
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    3511 months ago

    … I’m deeply offended. You can still make delicious food with those ingredients.

    • ipodjockey
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      011 months ago

      Except maybe the sawdust powder.

    • MentalEdge
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      While it does work, it’s the form of garlic that is the most destructive to the flavor compounds in garlic. Hence most cooks who know something about garlic, avoid it. Garlic powder and flakes are the most effective preserved forms of it.

      But even with that this “meme” doesn’t have a leg to stand on. You can make do with pre-minced garlic, though you’ll end up with a lot more of it in your dish to get the same taste.

    • @[email protected]
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      411 months ago

      Tbf minced garlic isn’t great imo - granulated garlic works much better but this is some weird shade to be throwing around

    • @hinterlufer
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      tbf, packed lemon juice doesn’t stand a chance compared to fresh pressed.

      • @[email protected]
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        Sure. But buying and storing fresh fruit just to juice occasionally seems… Bougie AF. Like meal planning 🤣

      • @[email protected]
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        Depends on how you weight the (dis-)advantages.

        My bottle of direct lemon juice can sit in my fridge for months without going bad. Also I don’t have to use the whole bottle at once or at least half of it, like you have to with fresh lemons. And when used in cooked or baked dishes, the difference in aroma isn’t worth the hassle.

  • Mister Neon
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    You’re insulting garlic.

    I’m a barbarian in most regards and even I’m confounded by your lack of refinement.

    • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃
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      Am a vampire, I agree with OP. Don’t use garlic, it makes you a terrible cook. It’s really really bad. Countries should ban garlic so people don’t fall into the trap of being bad cooks.

  • @TootSweet
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    Considering eating a meal of just those four ingredients just to spite OP.

  • @db2
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    Bitch about the food, you don’t need to eat it. 🤷

  • Drusas
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    To those who use the jarred garlic, you should try getting a small food processor. It makes getting a bunch of minced garlic a breeze, and there really is a big difference.

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        I also hate the smell that lingers on my hands for days after touching it. Would much rather just scoop it with a tablespoon and call it a day.

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        If you don’t want to crush them with the side of a knife to loosen the peels (it works great but then the squashed garlic is hard to hold if you’re grating it), a trick I saw was to chop the bottoms off the cloves and then throw them in the microwave for 10-20 seconds. The skins start to fall right off and peel like magic.

    • @[email protected]
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      You’re not wrong, but just about everything I’ve read says in most cases the difference is too small to matter. So if you’re looking for convenience or less spoilage, this gives you that with almost no downside.

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    • Fresh minced garlic is easier to use and likely better, but the jarred stuff probably works fine in a pinch. I stopped making fresh ginger and used jarred for that now because it’s such a pain in the ass to prep. Garlic is too easy though, I never use jarred. I see the appeal though.

    • I know some people think there’s an aftertaste with iodized salt. I don’t have that experience. Is sea salt or kosher salt better than table salt? Maybe? There honestly isn’t much of a difference unless your recipe calls for a more coarse grind, in which case you need to adjust to prevent oversalting.

    • The prepackaged parmesan (which I like to call wood pulp) has a hugely inferior taste to freshly ground Parmesan. Big difference in flavor, but it also does depend on the application. Mixing a large quantity into a sauce? Yes, absolutely get fresh. Using as a garnish? Who cares?

    • This is lemon juice. Chill out.

  • @owenfromcanada
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    Let’s not be gatekeep-y here. All four of these things can be used to 95% effectiveness (compared with their fresh counterparts) in most recipes.

    There’s only one ingredient that should be on this list, and it’s missing. Velveeta.

  • Sagrotan
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    You forgot shit like “fondor”, the poor natrium glutamate imitation from Maggi. Many cantina cooks also use gallons of Worcester sauce (pronounced “Wooster” btw, and that’s a law)