• Ghostalmedia
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    6611 months ago

    I’m only here to complain about the shitty joints.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      2611 months ago

      This bucket of thermal paste’s never gonna get us past the blockade.

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          811 months ago

          That’s exactly why I bought it. I’m a huge MSTie.

          I wish there were decent Tom and Crow (and even Gypsy/GPC) figures in the right proportions. The Funko ones suck. I wrote to Super 7 Toys to see if they were interested in producing a line and they said they’d look into it. Who knows?

  • @odium
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    2611 months ago

    That’s Captain Raynolds Galactica!

  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    2011 months ago

    In the 31st century: The Borg have taken over the galaxy, and have discovered wormhole technology that allows them to traverse universes.

    A rogue Starfleet captain steals a museum piece and flees through a wormhole, only to encounter a smuggler and his hairy companion. They manage to cripple the Cube that opened the wormhole, but at a cost.

    Their ships crippled, they must learn to work together to warn the New Republic of the Borg threat.

    The title: Trek Wars.

    • @[email protected]
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      1811 months ago

      Just install a big heavy iris door over the other end of the wormhole so that they cant rematerialize in your universe, invasion solved.

      • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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        211 months ago

        For the Federation and New Republic they need to join forces and have a three hour long movie about it.

        For SG1 this is a normal Tuesday.

    • Altima NEO
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      911 months ago

      The Borg would be fucked though. Especially once they assimilate the B1 battle droids.

      “Uhh wait. Uhh, resistance is futile. Roger Roger.”

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      311 months ago

      How does Godzilla fit into this?

      • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
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        211 months ago

        If the Enterprise saucer is still its original size then there might be room for him in the Millennium Falcon’s cockpit.

    • @RizzRustbolt
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      111 months ago

      Starring Greg Evigan as Billy Drinkcup.

  • @Harpsist
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    1311 months ago

    I believe that is “The O’Neal” actually.

  • Moof
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    1211 months ago

    Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.

  • @[email protected]
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    911 months ago

    What’s so controversial about Gandalf’s horse Shadowfax? Did he not in fact show us the meaning of haste?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      1211 months ago

      Excuse me, but I think you’ll find that Gandalf’s horse was named Artax and he died by sinking in the fire swamp.

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          1211 months ago

          I just wish George R. R. Lucas would finish writing Prince Caspian already.

          • @[email protected]
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            911 months ago

            In his defense, he was pretty distraught when Dungeons & Dragons all but scuppered their succesful adaptation of his life’s work in favor of their autobiographical movie…

  • @Donebrach
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    811 months ago

    Jokes on you, I love Farscape.