• Julian
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      271 year ago

      Hi, would you be so kind as to delete this immediately? Thanks.

    • @zeppoOP
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      131 year ago

      I almost thought about that but I decided to just stop and not think about it.

    • @FlashZordon
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      121 year ago

      Jesus bro get out of the shower.

    • @TeaHands
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      71 year ago

      I cannot describe to you how much I hate this comment. Well played.

    • @[email protected]
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      Given such a continuous path through your digestive system, and a noodle long enough… imagine sharing a bowl of spaghetti with your signficiant other à la "Lady and the Tramp”.

      In theory you could floss yourself and your partner with a single noodle. Just hold one end in your hand, and have her hold the other and go back and forth.

    • @zeppoOP
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      111 year ago

      I recently found out about Yard Long Beans… a green bean 3 feet long? Blew my mind, or whatever was left of it.

      Huh, so I will go to the gigantic Chinese grocery store near my house and inquire about this. Long noodle : Propserity

      • Flying Squid
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        31 year ago

        Oh god, they come in large too?!

        • @zeppoOP
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          21 year ago

          Three Ladies Brand Rice Stick comes in S, M and L (actually just the diameter…)

            • @zeppoOP
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              11 year ago

              the canned ones? Or your mom made a weird casserole? (Hot Dish sorry, if you’re in Minnesota). It’s so different. I haven;’ tried the 3 foot long beans yet, but regular green bean cooked fresh - it’;s really diferent! The canned ones are mushy and weird. They’re like, okays! But REAL green bean is pretty good. They can be toothy. They can be chewy. They can be… anything you want.

              • Flying Squid
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                21 year ago

                I am against any kind of green bean that is green bean flavored.

                • @zeppoOP
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                  21 year ago

                  boil them longer! tastes like water and bean fiber, which tastes like uh… anti-bean. Negates all bean.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        Despite the common name of “yardlong”, the pods are actually only about half a yard long, so the subspecies name sesquipedalis (one-and-a-half-foot-long; 1.5 feet (0.50 yd)) is a more accurate approximation.

    • @boeman
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      61 year ago

      Also what you call the slums near Little Italy.

  • Quaternions
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    111 year ago

    Disney did … with Lady and the Tramp

    • @Tankaus
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      31 year ago

      And of course, in Hot Shots! Part Deux.

  • @Shotgun_Alice
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    101 year ago

    The face I made when reading this was one of disgust, but honestly I have no reason for that other then knowing it just one long noodle which somehow makes me uncomfortable. Honestly, don’t know why.

    • @zeppoOP
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      41 year ago

      It’s simply wrong, and we all know it.

  • Flying Squid
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    81 year ago

    That was what I’ve wanted all spaghetti to be ever since I saw it in cartoons as a kid. And yet I’m always disappointed.

    • @zeppoOP
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      31 year ago

      sluuuuuuuuurp

  • @[email protected]
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    71 year ago

    This is a clickbait YouTube video waiting to happen. And now I really want to see it to find out all the logistical issues they’d have to go through to make, cook, and eat a single noodle long enough to reasonably be considered a single plate full of spaghetti.

    • @zeppoOP
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      61 year ago

      I thought maybe you could take a really long noodle and feed it into water, but that would result in one end being overcooked and one end super al-dente. So, I guess, passing the noodle through the water really slowly would work. I’d put it in, then grab the end with kitchen tweezers (you have those, right?) and then move it really slowly through the boiling water.

      • @PwnTra1n
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        41 year ago

        I’m just thinking like the cheap ramen packs but it’s just 1 nood all folded on itself.

        • @zeppoOP
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          11 year ago

          I am not thinking it may be… it might be just one noodle (?)

  • @Darc
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    51 year ago

    Wait, your spaghetti has more than one noodle?

    • @zeppoOP
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      11 year ago

      Several noodle

  • circuitfarmer
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    21 year ago

    Noodle in the singular vs. plural is always sad, unless it’s a pool noodle. Then it can be fun.

  • Xepher
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    21 year ago

    I’d like to see the packaging this noodle would come in

    • @zeppoOP
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      31 year ago

      they can make the noodle bendy at the factory