• It's A Faaaahhkeah!
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    5610 months ago

    It does make you wonder how many ‘bad’ politicians do actually have a humiliation kink. There’s gotta be a couple who just really get off on being the recipient of political humiliation.

  • @[email protected]
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    3910 months ago

    …so I did the Christian thing and opened up my checkbook to help him reach a national stage and deliver that man a violent orgasm so fierce it’d leave him quaking in those slutty little heels of his.

    Lmao the “slutty little heels of his” had me fucking dying.

      • @[email protected]
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        610 months ago

        Tbf it is a little confusing how often non-onion sources get posted on a community titled “the onion”

        • @Passerby6497
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          610 months ago

          That’s because theonion communities tend to be for general satire, not just Onion articles.

    • Lemminary
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      1110 months ago

      Narrator: And there was no soup because they have no soul.

  • @Nunar
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    1410 months ago

    Ted Cruz wishes to jerk off to this amount of humiliation

  • @iAvicenna
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    610 months ago

    it was time onion did some feel good parody because real feel good news were already on onion levels

  • UltraMagnus0001
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    210 months ago

    Most of that money goes in their pockets

  • FlashMobOfOne
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    -1910 months ago

    Gotta enjoy these headlines while they last.

    Come November we’re probably going to have an openly fascist president, but no matter who wins, we’re going to have a president who can’t form a coherent sentence.

      • FlashMobOfOne
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        -1410 months ago

        You’re so right.

        Your candidate definitely isn’t also showing very public signs of cognitive decline.