• @fox2263
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    3810 months ago

    I don’t know like. Have you ever slept next to a woman? They generate about a Dyson spheres suns worth of heat.

    • @DarkDiamondK
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      1910 months ago

      Damn, you got that model, mine is just subzero temp freezer, but it balances out since Im practically a nuclear reactor of heat

      • @fox2263
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        710 months ago

        It is useful in winter.

        I’m normally cold except if I’ve had a late takeaway or a drink, then I turn in to a furnace 🤣

      • @fox2263
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        810 months ago

        The duality of woman

    • Chill Dude 69
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      210 months ago

      That…that explains why they consider all environments to be immeasurably cold. If they’re radiating all that heat, any exterior environment seems like 0 degrees Kelvin.

  • southsamurai
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    3710 months ago

    But it’s in incomplete list. Without boobs, it isn’t a fair comparison.

  • ferret
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    3110 months ago

    A trillion of an SI prefix will always be silly. Just use a bigger prefix!

      • @[email protected]
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        810 months ago

        Most of us aren’t used to “terrawatts” though. Is that like one Earth worth of watts? One watt as measured on Earth? The definition of watt culturally accepted by Earthlings?

        • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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          You wouldn’t find a terawatt in everyday usage, but a terawatt-hour is pretty commonplace when talking about the energy usage of entire populations.

          This Reuters article states US power demand will climb to “4,027 billion kWh in 2022.” Yeah, just say 4 PWh. Or even 4,027 TWh. It’s a little more easily digested.

          It’s already an incomprehensably high number. No matter which way you state it is going to fly over peoples heads.

          And the entire electricity consumption of the planet is something like 25.5 petawatt-houts.

          • QuinceDaPence
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            410 months ago

            They say it like that because people are used to being billed in kWh so it gives them a reference.

          • @[email protected]
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            210 months ago

            I think theperson you’re replying to was making a joke off the misspelling of “terrawatts” in OP.

          • @[email protected]
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            110 months ago

            Oh that’s super interesting and I did not know that, but I was riffing off the double R in “terrawatt,” instead of “terawatt.”

            Like “tera” describes an order of magnitude, but “terra” means “earth,” as in “terra firma,” “terra nova,” or “terran.”

            So I guess you could say that 25.5 petawatt-hours = 25,500 terawatt-hours = 1 terrawatt-hour.

      • @zzzz
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        610 months ago

        And how’re we supposed to learn when y’all keep dumbing shit down?

  • @edgemaster72
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    2310 months ago

    There’s another way a girlfriend is like a Dyson sphere. I don’t have a Dyson sphere.

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    1610 months ago

    how can women be expected to compete against the dyson sphere? it’s all over for us, smh 😔

    • @Ziglin
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      510 months ago

      Is your girlfriend perchance a Dyson Sphere?

  • @robolemmy
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    1110 months ago

    So you’re into power exchange relationships? sup?

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      I doubt it. A structure like that would be an enourmous engineering project pummeled by solar radiation on the inside and space debris on the outside.

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      I guess it would depend on the temperature resistance and how the power is transmitted. Even solar panels wear out, and the collection surfaces of a dyson sphere would be a lot higher temp. But with something that scale, I’d imagine it would be a ton of maintenance work even if was a tiny amount per area.

    • @schema
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      I mean wouldn’t you still have to maintain the electrics of a sun sized surface? I guess you could use its own power for maintenance robots…

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        110 months ago

        All I know is that Picard’s Enterprise found a long abandoned Dyson Sphere and it was still functional.

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    I would like to submit an analogy that accurately communicates how overrated Dyson spheres are:

    Dyson sphere = non-trebuchet catapult

    Dyson ring = trebuchet

    Fact.