• Davel23
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    4510 months ago

    It looks like the name of the place is “Meh”.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      2910 months ago

      That’s exactly the type of place that would be apathetic enough to mention the raptors as an afterthought.

      • @[email protected]
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        210 months ago

        I don’t like this location of the tables on the street. In summer, the dust from passing cars will fly into your cup of coffee.

        I know of several cafes located near the park area. There are a lot of trees and shrubs around. It is a good place for relaxation and dates.

        • @LemmyKnowsBest
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          110 months ago

          Maybe that’s one reason there’s a sign outside encouraging people to come inside.

  • @model_tar_gz
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    1310 months ago

    Coffee shop named ‘meh’. tbh I’m feeling pretty ‘meh’ about it.

  • @LemmyKnowsBest
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    1210 months ago

    So are they insinuating that everybody in the world who’s not inside that coffee shop is at risk of being eaten by a raptor?

    If so, I’m afraid we’re all doomed.

  • @robocall
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    1210 months ago

    I bet raptors would appreciate my humor

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      910 months ago

      They would laugh as they ate your face.

      • @robocall
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        410 months ago

        you’re just saying that because you don’t appreciate my humor /s

    • @[email protected]
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      If you haven’t already, please go treat yourself to the YouTube channel YDAW (your dinosaurs are wrong)!

      • @RizzRustbolt
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        110 months ago

        I bet this guy has a lot of fans between the ages of 8 and 14 who are suspiciously knowledgeable about paleontology. And who also look at the middle of his nose when talking to him.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      110 months ago

      That’s just what the velociraptors want you to think.

  • BargsimBoyz
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    610 months ago

    Lol they’re so kooky omg! We just have to go inside for a coffee!!

  • @[email protected]
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    610 months ago

    This sign would be more effective for a gun store. Here you just get the coffee but then what? The raptors are still waiting for you except now you smell better.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      1210 months ago

      Raptors are notoriously allergic to coffee.

      • @EdibleFriend
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        910 months ago

        Yet another failing of the public education system

    • @[email protected]
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      But with coffee you are juiced up enough to… Oh no, YOU were the cause of all those juiced-up raptors out there, running around like Captain Janeway looking for her next fix!? :-( :-P

  • @waz
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    510 months ago

    Isn’t a raptor a bird?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      910 months ago

      They mean velociraptor, but they’re called raptors in Jurassic Park multiple times, so…

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          410 months ago

          I know, the real ones were the size of turkeys. I still wouldn’t want to run into one.

          • @[email protected]
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            210 months ago

            i would love to run into one, but only after knowing how aggressive they would be

            in case theyre very aggressive i would like them to be in something similar to an aviary, so that they wont hurt me