• Flying Squid
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    615 months ago

    God damn it, when am I going to get a taxpayer-funded man’s ass to fuck already?

    • @thesporkeffect
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      195 months ago

      Take it up with your local municipal board members at the next meeting

      • Flying Squid
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        295 months ago

        DO YOU THINK I HAVEN’T DONE THAT ALREADY?!

        • @SgtAStrawberry
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          65 months ago

          And we said we would get back to you, but you need to fill out forms 32, 78a, 78b, 12, 19a, 19c and 69.

          • @Daft_ish
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            The deadline for Form 69 was January 1st, they are going to have to fill out a supplemental 420 and get it signed by the state secretary.

            • @SgtAStrawberry
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              15 months ago

              Yes, you are completely correct. I had forgotten about that.

            • @SgtAStrawberry
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              25 months ago

              That was before the equality act of 2022.

        • GladiusB
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          35 months ago

          Thursday is your night in the barrel

          • @ikidd
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            25 months ago

            I get this reference

  • @[email protected]
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    555 months ago

    Considering he’s such an old fogey, Biden did a remarkable amount to advance LGBTQ rights since he’s been in office.

  • Iron Lynx
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    475 months ago

    Let’s face it, state-mandated & enforced heterosexuality and cisgenderness hasn’t stopped people from being gay and/or trans, so I’m pretty sure state mandated homosexuality will be purely symbolic.

    • @[email protected]
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      65 months ago

      i mean the romans were reasonably successful, granted that was mostly just for rich politicians which isn’t much different from the modern republican party except without the denial

      • @[email protected]
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        05 months ago

        Isn’t that a complete myth? As far as I know there has never been a society more gay than today’s. Rome was not accepting of gays.

        • @[email protected]
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          15 months ago

          afaik the deal with rome is that it was really specifically that powerful men were expected to have twinks to “mentor”, sexually dominating another man showed that you were powerful, and being dominated did much the opposite. Being a lesbian seems to have just been strange to them although i don’t recall hearing of it being illegal or anything.

          in general a lot of our ideas of identity and sexuality are quite modern and in the past it depended WAY more on where specifically you were and what social class you belonged to. Like why would anyone give a shit what some rural people do in their bedroom? the only ones who are likely to give even the slightest shit about that are their fellow villagers and they’re probably gonna actually care about them being happy.

          • @[email protected]
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            15 months ago

            As far as I’m aware there were only a few instances mentioned of older men having sexual relationships with young boys and they were looked on with disgust from the population and even other elites.

            As for villagers being gay I think they were treated really badly because religion and having children was really important back then.

    • @kofe
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      45 months ago

      I unironically want to see this just as much as I want to see all women running government and on the supreme court. Just for like one presidential cycle.

  • @Agent641
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    215 months ago

    Do I at least get to choose top or bottom?

  • @Donjuanme
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    145 months ago

    State enforcement of sexuality, that would be one of the two parties platforms, if they cared to have a platform to run on any more, if they made a platform now it would just be saying the quiet part out loud.

      • niftyOP
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        115 months ago

        I haven’t kept up with the new releases, the last agenda newsletter just had this

      • @Jomega
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        15 months ago

        I hope that our few remaining friends

        give up on trying to save us

        I hope we come up with a failsafe plot

        to piss off the dumb few who forgave us

        • @yuriy
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          15 months ago

          I hope the fences we mended

          fall down beneath their own weight

          and I hope we hang on past the last exit

          I hope it’s already too late