• Anh Kagi
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    1108 months ago

    Water is so far above everything else that EVERY SINGLE SODA is forced to add around 80% water.

    This comment was made by the water gang.

    • RBG
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      208 months ago

      You tell 'em, brother!

      This comment is sponsored by the water gang.

      • @darelik
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        Do we have a waterni hydrohomies lemmy

        Edit: found it

    • @[email protected]
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      148 months ago

      I actually think water percentage would be in the high 90s. 80% water sounds like it would be more like syrup consistency.

      • Denvil
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        128 months ago

        Google tells me 90-95% water, and 98% or more for diet

        • Anh Kagi
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          48 months ago

          Then water is even further above what we supposed.

    • fkn
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      Since soda is actually like 95-98% water, soda is basically water… Ipso facto soda homies are actually hydro homies confirmed.

      • Anh Kagi
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        28 months ago

        So we’re just all part of a big family ?! 😲

    • @[email protected]
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      168 months ago

      Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)

        • stebo
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          if we never get to expand beyond earth or are exterminated then yes but without any of those limiting factors the percentage would probably stay the same because exponential growth

    • @[email protected]
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      168 months ago

      Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death

    • @iAvicenna
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      18 months ago

      it has been shown in the lab that too much dihydrogen monoxide causes suffocation and it is one of the primary requirements of cancer cells to survive

  • @[email protected]
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    688 months ago

    I’d fight the shit out of you but I am afraid you are just too well hydrated and I stand no chance.

  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    418 months ago

    As long as coffee and tea are A tier, we’re good.

  • @Creazle
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    248 months ago

    Uh, guys? I think HydroHomies is… well… leaking

  • @Viking_Hippie
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    8 months ago

    You’re forgetting the fluid that nobody doesn’t love!

    • @RealFknNito
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      38 months ago

      That woman shouldn’t be alive. What is that barrel made of? So many questions…

      • kase
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        38 months ago

        It’s probably photoshopped. You can’t trust anything these days smh my head

    • @CluckN
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      128 months ago

      Milk can kill me putting it in S tier

      • @micka190
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        68 months ago

        When you think about it, everything on that list can kill you.

    • @SuperIce
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      38 months ago

      Milk is below F tier.

    • @itsJoelle
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      18 months ago

      Water is S, Milk is A, and Beer might be D tier. It’s bad for you like the drinks in F tier, but you at least catch a buzz.

  • @Candelestine
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    198 months ago

    I mean, you didn’t include anything like tea, so it’s kinda just easy. Fizzy, calorie-pumped, nutritionless, cheap-dopamine-providing, overpriced and overpackaged water is pretty low hanging fruit.

      • kase
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        18 months ago

        available in abundance

        Let’s hope it stays that way :/

    • @theangryseal
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      68 months ago

      Oh hey, it’s just a girl.

      I kinda always knew she’d end up my ex girlfriend, and that shit was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Don’t speak, I know just what you’re thinking. It didn’t happen. Well. You’re right. It didn’t.

      God, I wish I could stop but I just can’t.

      • Ann Archy
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        38 months ago

        They made a song about bananas. They spell it out and everything.

      • Flying Squid
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        18 months ago

        Um… uh… uh… Spiderwebs Hella Good Simple Kind of Life?

        I’m bad at this. :(

  • @Yprum
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    148 months ago

    Whiskey tho

    • @Mr_Blott
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      48 months ago

      Châteauneuf du Pape tho

    • ZeroTemp
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      28 months ago

      Nectar of the God’s

      • @Mr_Blott
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        78 months ago

        Of the god’s what? Don’t leave us hanging!!

  • @quams69
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    Water is the goat but have you ever jad a soda pop made botanically? Modern soda is just synth flavors and sugar, but it used to be flavored with actual spices. It’s harder to find, but if you can find a truly classic soda brand it absolutely slaps modern corn syrup shit out of the universe

    Imagine tasting cola, except it actually has a deep flavor palette and isn’t cloyingly sweetened subsidized corn liquid

    • @helpImTrappedOnline
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      48 months ago

      If one of the few ingredients listed is cane sugar, and no corn syrup in sight, you’re in for a delicious, probably better for you*, treat.

      *[citation needed]