• Madrigal
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    9110 months ago

    I wonder how much time they wasted trying to save a dollar on postage.

    • NoIWontPickaName
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      4010 months ago

      I don’t know but at $15 an hour, you’re getting paid a quarter a minute and last I checked the stamp was like $.59

      • @skydivekingair
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        2310 months ago

        Jan. 21, 2024 new rates include a 2-cent increase in the price of a First-Class Mail Forever stamp, from 66 cents to 68 cents.

        • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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          510 months ago

          The funny part is some of them are, but arguing with their boss that they are exempt from taxes which always ends up badly for them.

          • @[email protected]
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            210 months ago

            Leading to them eventually being fired, hence their (previous commenter) wondering about them (sovs) “holding” jobs.

  • @mwproductions
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    7310 months ago

    Why do all SovCits have the worst handwriting?

    • Drusas
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      They aren’t entirely literate, so writing is awkward for them.

      Edit: And I actually don’t mean that as a dig. A huge percentage of the American populace is functionally illiterate or close to it.

    • @_sideffect
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      2910 months ago

      It’s the same family of like 5 people 😂

      • @mwproductions
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        610 months ago

        In truth, mine isn’t great either. It’s not all shaky and squiggly like these folks, though, just sloppy.

        • @[email protected]
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          210 months ago

          Same with mine. Mine is ugly, but it is technically usually readable. But to figure mine out you don’t have to relearn everything you thought you knew about how life works. With them you never know what word will come next with their word salad, but when I write something that’s not readable the meaning will be able to be guessed or surmised.

          But then, who actually handwrites anything anymore? Other than a signature I mean. And I’m not just talking about the objective waste of existence that is cursive (at least at the moment, I have opinions on that too tho). Even basic hand writing is all but completely useless now. And the little things it is still used for are fading day by day.

          • @Jakdracula
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            “they want you to forget cursive because that’s what the Declaration of Independence used, if you can’t read it, you don’t know what it says” - sovereign citizen, probably.

          • @Nefara
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            )I still write things by hand because it seems to engage another part of my brain to help me remember. I can remember most of a shopping list that I’ve written down, even if I forgot the list itself. I have so little patience for forming words, and cursive actually can be written so much faster than print once it becomes second nature. I’ve fallen into a weird hybrid of cursive and print that defaults to whichever letter is able to be formed fastest. If you never got to the point where cursive happened “accidentally” then yeah I guess it can seem pointless, but it can be super useful with enough proficiency.

            • @[email protected]
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              28 months ago

              I guess that’s true now that you mention it. I never studied throughout high school but if I took notes on it I just knew it. 99% of the notes I took never even got looked at once after moving on to the next page, but I knew that stuff. Maybe this kind of thing is one of the last few uses to die. And this in and of itself won’t prevent it from becoming extinct eventually.

            • @[email protected]
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              Dude I write the same way but I’ll do you one better. It’s a weird combination of cursive, print, upper case AND lower case letters. Just depends what would flow better from the previous letter and it can also vary depending on the type of writing instrument I’m holding.

      • @ShunkW
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        1810 months ago

        It’s called essential tremor btw. And it’s not a symptom of bipolar as far as I know. That’s more psychomotor agitation.

        • @chemical_cutthroat
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          510 months ago

          Yeah, my step-dad thinks he has them, but we all know it’s the DTs.

          • @ShunkW
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            110 months ago

            You can have a tremor from alcohol withdrawal without it being the DTs. The DTs are extremely strong convulsions with hallucinations.

            Source: am an alcoholic.

  • plz1
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    4610 months ago

    I’m trying to decide if my favorite part about sovcits is their absolute cognitive dissonance, or the fact that they have a supreme knack for cherry-picking parts of US law they expect to have applied to or for them when they want to omit everything else in it.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      My favourite part is how absolutely taken aback they are when one of their schemes doesn’t work.

      • @Red_October
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        In a similar way, I love how it’s not just that it didn’t work, but they get mad because they think the other party is lying about it. Like the utility company knows full well they have to take whatever worthless coupon is offered, but are just refusing because they think the SovCit will give up.

        • @[email protected]
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          110 months ago

          Wait til their welfare check comes in the form of those worthless coupons.

          I’m still trying to figure out if any sovshit or “first amendment auditor” has ever had a job. All the ones you find posting their own idiotic videos seem to have a lot of time to argue about everything. Literally everyone else in the world is just trying to get something done and move on with life, but every time a sov is involved, they just pull up a chair and will physically die on that “hill” before agreeing to move on or cooperate.

    • Fontasia
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      They are going to be so pissed when they find out that the postal service can reject their letter because the sending or receiving party does not have a mailbox of an acceptable shape, size or made of acceptable material.

      U.S. Postal Service STD-7B01

      Postal Service, Code of Federal Regulations 39 CFR Part 111, Standard 7A, Mailboxes, City and Rural Curbside

      See, I can look up random laws on Wikipedia too!

    • @mPony
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      they cherry-pick The Bible; it’s totally on-brand.

  • @ZagamTheVile
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    3710 months ago

    It’s actually a little smarter than most of these idiots. At least he can honestly say he “tried” to pay the bill. It’s not his fault the USPS took his envelope and had it destroyed because it was a biohazard.

  • @Burninator05
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    3210 months ago

    At a certain point you spend more wasting your time writing all that crap than you would spend just buying a stamp.

    • Madrigal
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      2310 months ago

      Possibly in blood. Yuck.

    • @Lifecoach5000M
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      1210 months ago

      Yes and probably in blood I would imagine…

      • @[email protected]
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        Blood dries very dark red or brown on paper. It might look different in person but based on the pic I don’t think it’s blood, just red ink. That said I wouldn’t blame anyone handling it for putting gloves on because whoever sent this is clearly unhinged.

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        1610 months ago

        Seems like good news if you are in the Postal Service. If it has blood on it you get to seal it in a bag and not have to deal with it 

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      810 months ago

      Yes , a sovcit trope is that a red ink and thumbprint or fingerprint magically do something.

    • @BeMoreCareful
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      210 months ago

      The Dickens.

      I wonder if it’s like their postage or seal or something.

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      WITH PREJUDICE*

      Or was it WITHOUT? All that magic mumbo-jumbo is so confusing.

  • @[email protected]
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    Personally I think the mindfully placed Bible in the background of the shot is my favorite part of this gong show of a post.

  • @Treczoks
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    Maybe he should put all that shit onto a cover sheet instead of doing unreadable scribbles all over the envelope…

  • @I_Has_A_Hat
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    Hi, quick question. Is this all this sub is now? Sovcit posts? It’s getting pretty fucking old really fucking fast.

      • @I_Has_A_Hat
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        I don’t have to be a chef to know a restaurant’s food sucks.

        • @Lifecoach5000M
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          1310 months ago

          Yeah you can also add some variety to the menu if you like! We’re a cool content restaurant like that 😎

        • @Alexstarfire
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          Fuck these people, I’m with you. I don’t have to be a creator to know what I don’t like.

          I’m over the sovcit stuff. It’s all the same at this point.

    • @[email protected]
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      2410 months ago

      Feel free to either contribute some of the variety you’re looking for, or block the community if it’s gotten old for you.

    • @[email protected]
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      1910 months ago

      I’m loving it. Should sovcitz be a it’s own comm? Probably. But for now it’s a good laugh here.

      • @Bassman1805
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        Lemmy already has a problem with over-fracturing. The user base isn’t big enough to have a dedicated community for every possible topic, there’s gonna be some blurry boundaries.

        And if the only person putting content on this community is SovCit focused…that’s what we’ve got. If you want to see change, you must be the change.

    • Rentlar
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      It is what you want it to be. Problem is few people on Lemmy would be willing to be on Facebook to begin with, let alone join a group of insane people on that platform. OP is doing work for the enjoyment of all of us.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      810 months ago

      Feel free to add your own content if you don’t feel this is crazy enough for you.