• The Pantser
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    688 months ago

    Just police at wrong address, nothing to see here and you seen nothing.

      • @[email protected]
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        I was thinking some kinda wild freeze / thaw / freeze

        On closer examination looks like door 1 held the water back until it burst and then either the force of water blew door 2 open or door 2 held until it burst later.

        The water running on the floor tells me this.

  • @adj16
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    648 months ago

    My real guess is water. You have a flash flood river dumping several tons of water at those doors and I bet it crumples them just like that

      • @adj16
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        238 months ago

        Huh I guess you’re right, damn these old eyes

    • @Hiro8811
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      I don’t think so. Water would fill the room and push equal force on the whole door.

      • @piecat
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        288 months ago

        Even if true, there’s not equal support around the door.

        The bottom of the door isn’t braced on the bottom, but the top and edges are.

        The left side is supported on multiple hinges that are solid, and keep the edge a fixed distance from the frame. The right and top edges are supported by relatively thin metal that only provide bracing in one direction.

        1. the door bowed from the pressure and the bottom right corner fails first.

        2. once the corner was out there’s more leverage for twisting the door.

        3. the top right corner is stuck, diagonal crease appears as the door tries to “twist”, this wedges the corner more into the frame.

      • @CrayonRosary
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        8 months ago

        Well, it was a flood, so what now?

        • @Ross_audio
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          48 months ago

          Let them assume a perfect sphere, no friction, and no air resistance.

          Then they’ll be right!

      • @[email protected]
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        58 months ago

        No, it would only flood to a certain level at which the door would be forced open, so not an equal force on the whole door.

  • @taanegl
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    218 months ago

    Honey, the door is locked shut. We’ll need to call the superintendent to come help us out, so I don’t think you’re going to reach that Taylor Swift concert.

    Her:

    • @Crack0n7uesday
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      68 months ago

      I was thinking that cops used “the key to the city” but now that mention that it does look like water damage on the floors.

  • @Carvex
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    138 months ago

    Well it’s behind you at this point, so might as well go in.

  • cobysev
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    118 months ago

    “I’m the juggernaut, bitch!”

  • @Arkaelus
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    98 months ago

    Looks like the Production release pipeline after the CEO presents the new ““requirements”” from the client…

    • @MEATPANTS
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      68 months ago

      Has this ever happened to you?

  • @toynbee
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    98 months ago

    Someone took that sign at the top too literally.