• @PoastRotato
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    8410 months ago

    Alternate title: Find someone who can sit on your face

    • @Kerandir
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      -410 months ago

      You have 69 upvotes and it’s perfect, I won’t upvote you instead I’m commenting for awareness

  • @A_Filthy_Weeaboo
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    7610 months ago

    The final score read backwards is “boobies”

    My work is done here

  • @A_Very_Big_Fan
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    2110 months ago

    Put it all the way to the left with the foot facing up. Gotta build for the next Tetris somehow

  • @humorlessrepost
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    1910 months ago

    Seems my mom was right all along. Hey is for horses.

  • @Alenalda
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    1610 months ago

    The J is a pretty valid piece. You get the second most score by triple clears with them. It’s those pain in the ass square blocks that can fuck right off.

  • Dukeofdummies
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    1510 months ago

    I don’t know why, but I always imagine knights moving forward and then left or right, I always get infuriated for some reason when I see their movement described the other way around.

  • @taiyang
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    1310 months ago

    My beloved Ls and Js have been plenty useful in building up for a double t spin or speed comboing a ton of lines really fast to overwhelm someone. Give L and J a little love!

  • @[email protected]
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    10 months ago

    Nobody seems to have noticed the long four block on top, that was put down last turn. It could’ve made three rows and made space for old blue J here.

  • @[email protected]
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    610 months ago

    How did the block leave the tetris field entirely? Surely the sad L block would be left alone in the far left corner.

        • The Picard ManeuverOP
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          410 months ago

          Good question!

          The Tetris board is 10 x 20, while a chess board is only 8 x 8. Although if you ever place two chess boards next to each other by accident, you’ll have to buy another, so be careful.

    • @[email protected]
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      210 months ago

      Hold, most of the time the “get the fuck out of here L/J, there’s no space for you” button.

      And then I remember right after pressing it that the previous piece I held was the exact same one.

  • tygerprints
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    510 months ago

    Beautiful. Never give up hope - somewhere there’s a horse out there looking to sit on your chest.