• ancap shark
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    His dick got leaked, that’s the news… Reminds me of

    Sexual intercourse. That’s the answer for all of these. Every single one of you that uh “oh if you had 24 hours with me what would you…” Sexual intercourse. Every single time. We don’t need to do any more. All done. You’re so hot. Hubba hubba. Wanna have sex. That’s it. No more. The dude that’s like “Oh if I brought you Domino’s and I worked at Domino’s what would you do?” I’d take the pizza and I’d have sex with you. Cause you’re so attractive. The girl “If I worked at Starbucks and I gave you your drink that you paid for but I looked at you, what would you do?” Intercourse. I would take you to the back and have intercourse, because I can’t resist you. Okay? We’re all done. There’s no more. What more do we n- I need to fucking delete this app dude.

    • @anarchyrabbit
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      Avicci was rich, he had severe mental problems which lead to his suicide. They don’t have financial problems but I can bet they deal with similar personal problems.

      Avicci was just the first that came to mind.

      • @[email protected]
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        2011 months ago

        I will hand it to you that money doesn’t mean that all of your issues go away. You got me there.

        What I will say to that is… Having money makes problems easier to handle, and can make the problems the responsibility of someone else to solve.

        Therapists are not cheap.

        • tws
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          411 months ago

          Speaking as a therapist, I am cheap.

          Not professionally, it costs over £2k per year to see me weekly.

          But personally, I’m cheap as F. One drink and a kind word and I’m yours for the night.

        • @anarchyrabbit
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          Well they way I see it I literally dgaf about how much or how little money a person it’s the way they behave in society and what they contribute contribute to society that carries their value an worth to me at least. Just because Mr Jones happens to be more successful than me according to bank account, I’m not gonna be sour about it.

          Succefull people are still people. They have the same emotions as each of us. Like I said they don’t have financial problems but they certainly have emotional problems, family problems, relationship problems etc.

          Yes this thread is about Taylor Swift. Whether she is a good or a bad person, I couldn’t tell you. I don’t follow her.

          There are good people on this world and you don’t have to look too far. Whether they have money or less is irrelevant.

          Tldr; yes many wealthy people are dicks but not all.

          I’m drunk rn. Don’t take this too seriously

    • @EvokerKing
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      Are you saying rich people don’t have problems? Because that’s far from true. Although they are less severe problems, they are one you probably can’t comprehend about some weird business shit and other stuff nobody knows about.

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          Money doesn’t solve everything. The probably have way more issues with stalkers and death threats than any of us do, for example. Even with hired security that can’t feel very good.

            • @Tangent5280
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              I can’t figure out why this is so hard to comprehend. The rich have so many alternatives that the poor don’t to any given problem, and its still so common to find the middle class rise to take up pitchforks for the richest segments.

          • Herbal Gamer
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            oh no if only they didn’t put themselves out there in the public eye all the fucking time

        • @EvokerKing
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          Not true at all. Take a look at Elon musk for example. Just because he has money doesn’t stop him from being sued or keeps the government out of his ass. He gets all this negativity from the media and other things and you act like he doesn’t exist because he has lots of money. And I’m not saying he doesn’t deserve it, but you are still insulting a real person, no matter how much money he has. The human brain finds ways to make small things seem big. We all need problems to thrive or else life would be lifeless and boring. If you’ve ever watched the show The Good Place, you might remember the scene where everybody is so happy for so many years that they basically became boring slugs that don’t do anything and have no emotion. To say that the rich are exempt from this is bs. They are humans like everyone else and all humans have these problems.

          • @ChicoSuave
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            Rich people pay for our lives to be shittier through lobbying self interests. They don’t care about you. Why do you care about them?

            • @Tangent5280
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              It’s almost alien to me too. Just can’t wrap my head around it. Maybe I’m getting too old.

            • @EvokerKing
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              I don’t care about them. I’m just saying that the argument that they don’t have problems is completely invalid.

          • @Tangent5280
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            Oh boo fucking hoo.

            When you get the IRS on your ass, you lose your hair from the stress, your colon turns inside out, you get every one of your transactions scrutinised, and you scramble to deal with it while trying to still keep your life going. When musk gets the IRS on his ass, he hires the best tax lawyers in the world to deal with it, and fucks off to his private beach to sip martinis and get sucked off by whoever the fuck. If he’s feeling particularly ornery, he calls up his accountant and donates a billion dollars in “favors” and “services” to whichever SuperPAC lobbies to defund the IRS. Same if he gets sued or slandered by the media or whatever other problem you can think off. As long as it doesn’t threaten his wealth at a systemic scale, he doesn’t have to give two fucks.

            As far as I see, Elon Musk is bigger than a real person. He can insulate himself from real people problems to such a degree that many of these problems dont even show up on his radar, instead being taken care of by his assistants before they get to his table. You have as much in common with elon musk as human DNA does to Onion DNA - technically you’re similar to each other in that you’re both human beings, but you aren’t even close to the same thing.

            The only problems that he might have in common with normal people are interpersonal ones.

            I really don’t understand how you would even arrive to “My calling is to defend Elon Musk”. I feel dirty even spending the time to write this comment.

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          Personally I think what makes his problems being invalid is being a pedophilic rapist that will never face justice.

        • @Frozengyro
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          Yea oddly, celebrities die younger and if suicide more often than the average (depending how you want to define that) person. At least in the US. So they do deal with personal problems, and even have greater access to far greater resources to deal with their problems. But life is hard, for all of us.

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        311 months ago

        He said that rich people don’t know what real problems are. Look, we all have our little issues and problems, okay? I don’t think that anyone is saying that’s invalid because someone has money. But when you get into a real problem, where you have to pick between paying rent and living with a roof over your head for another month, or buying groceries so you don’t starve in your dwelling… Then you have a real problem. Go homeless and eat, or have a home and starve?

        IDK. I’d probably pay rent. At least I can die in the comfort of my living room… Rather than suffer every day trying to stay warm/dry/cool/safe…

      • @SkyezOpen
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        A wise man once said, mo’ money, mo’ problems.

  • Stamets
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    I stopped caring when I saw everyone and their mother talking about it but no one providing any fuckin links

  • FreshLight
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    2011 months ago

    Drake’s dick didn’t get leaked. No pictures = no leaks 🤷‍♂️

  • @[email protected]
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    Drake is honestly just trying too hard because no matter how much legal trouble he gets in people still think he’s a nice and polite Canadian.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        Hey just because we unleashed Drake, Bryan Adams, Justin Bieber, Michael Bublé, and Celine Dion on the world doesn’t mean the rest of us are bad people.

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      No because it’s never a big deal when it happens to a man.

      For…reasons.

      • @surewhynotlem
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        It’s such a not big deal that they’re writing articles about it.

        • @EdibleFriend
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          This is the first I’ve heard about it is this meme. I’m sure there are articles someplace but… The news is absolutely nothing compared to the fact that Taylor Swift had AI porn put on Twitter.

          • @surewhynotlem
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            Yeah, but it’s Taylor Swift. She sneezed twice on Tuesday and there were articles. She’s bigger than white Jesus.

            • @EdibleFriend
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              The point still stands. Any time a man is leaked its barely covered. Women are front page news. Who was the webpage that did an article about how horrible you are for looking for Jennifer Lawrence leaked pics then when a man got leaked they said Christmas came early? I can’t find it because I can’t remember who the man was. Would probably help me google that. I’m sure someone will know what I’m talking about.

              There is no way anybody can claim its treated equally lol.

              • @surewhynotlem
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                Then treat it equally. Share the news when you see it. Make some noise.

                Media cares about things because it generates clicks. If your issue is that it doesn’t generate enough clicks, and therefore doesn’t get enough coverage, then your issue is with society. You can work to change that by publicizing all such molestations equally. Be the change, and all that jazz.

                • @EdibleFriend
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                  lol thats what im doing right now. im making noise because I LEARNED ABOUT THIS FROM A DAMN MEME

        • Lemminary
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          For a handful of women and a bunch of gay men? What a reach for publicity. Lol