• @Koopa_Khan
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    11310 months ago

    I have a quintuple-A bridge I’d like to sell this guy

      • @Koopa_Khan
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        1610 months ago

        Not yet, but I have a plan to release coverage in the future. If you put a deposit down now I’ll give it to you sometime I determine in the future

        • @RightHandOfIkaros
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          710 months ago

          This has big J. Wellington Wimpy “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today” vibes.

  • circuitfarmer
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    11110 months ago

    At a time when AAA often sucks so much, it sounds really out of touch to say your overpriced game is “quadruple-A”.

    Xfinity “10G” energy

    • @pandacoder
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      810 months ago

      It sounds about as out of touch as their neurons.

      Sucks that the idiots forcing these stupid ideas get buckets of money though.

  • Dojan
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    8010 months ago

    I bet it’s just assassins creed.

    Sail the seas, activate ice bergs to unlock the map, gather five million useless trinkets.

      • MrScottyTay
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        2510 months ago

        I mean that is what it spun off from. It’s been in development hell all the way from then.

      • Dojan
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        610 months ago

        I was mostly joking because Ubisoft pretty much only has one game they reskin endlessly, but I’m somehow not surprised.

    • @proper
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      2310 months ago

      I played a closed beta quite a while back and it’s pretty much this. Was all set to play the whole weekend but only made it like 2 hrs in before uninstalling. it feels like just fetch quests, and checking off boxes, and I didn’t find it fun at all.

      • Scrubbles
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        1010 months ago

        It’d have to be pretty damn compelling to not just play black flag again instead

        • @[email protected]
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          710 months ago

          I play one game at a time until I beat it or decide it isn’t worth playing. I’m currently playing Black Flag for the first time and am about 35 hours into it.

          I’m still holding interest, but it’s pretty damned repetitive and full of fetch quests and check boxes.

          • @[email protected]
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            410 months ago

            If you’re not enjoying your time at sea, on the ship itself, I’d recommend powering through the quest line, possibly the legendary ship battles and leave it there.

            I stopped trying to 100% after AC2, and sped through the ‘housekeeping’ pre-assassination missions. Follow this guy, loot this chest, pick her pocket, etc gets real old quick

            • Dojan
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              110 months ago

              I absolutely hated the sea stuff. I played black flag for like two or three hours then I never touched it again.

              I really enjoyed Sea of Thieves, though I wasn’t a huge fan of the direction they took the game.

              • @[email protected]
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                210 months ago

                That was the best part for me lol - open world piracy simulator with your crew belting out sea shanties and upgrading your ship. The on foot parts of the AC franchise might as well be on train tracks, not my jam

                • Dojan
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                  110 months ago

                  It was so shallow though. Then again I didn’t get very far into the game, it failed to hold my attention.

            • @[email protected]
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              110 months ago

              I like the sea stuff more than the land stuff (which is crazy repetitive as well. Go to dock, unlock view points, beat up guys to open the pub, do a couple contract missions, grab the few collection things lying about etc. Like 50 places where you do the exact same thing.) But the ship fighting is fun, even though boarding the enemy ship portion is boring.

              At this point I just want to hit the story line, get the last few upgrades to my ship in hopes I can defeat the legendary ships that have been whooping my ass, and I’d like to get all the little rocks collected I need to find out what’s behind the door on the assasins island.

              • @[email protected]
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                010 months ago

                The end game armor you unlock is good… but it is walled off until the very end game when you’re otherwise super geared up, so it’s not the ‘epic purple loot’ it seems like

                The Flying Dutchman fight is hella bullshit though, I swear that thing was midair and turned 180 on the spot multiple times. Made lining up broadsides annoying af when a man-o-war is nimble and tough

                • @[email protected]
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                  Thanks for ruining what’s behind the door, dumbass.

                  *apparently that’s not what’s behind the hidden door. He was talking about the armor shown earlier in the game.

  • @[email protected]
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    6410 months ago

    Fuck me, that is some quadruple-A-level bullshit from our man Yves. I played the closed beta and I am sorry to say that this game is going to tank, hard. Its gameplay loop is waaaay too simplistic to be making those grandiose claims.

    • Annoyed_🦀
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      2410 months ago

      Just like battery, the more A it has the smaller it is, but the price stay the same or much more expensive.

  • @stephan262
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    4510 months ago

    Maybe it’s how long it’s been in development, maybe it’s how many times that they’ve changed direction, or maybe it’s just that Ubisoft just put so much garbage in their games, but I predict that this game is going to be a trainwreck.

    I was intrigued when they first announced it, but now I’m just so fucking sick of Ubisoft and their bullshit that I’m now just curious to see just how much of a mess it turns out to be.

    • ampersandrew
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      910 months ago

      I’m going to keep eating the popcorn I got out for Suicide Squad.

      • muse
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        810 months ago

        Finished the campaign before the bucket, eh?

        • ampersandrew
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          810 months ago

          Oh, I don’t intend to play either game. I just enjoy watching games that are bad for the industry crash and burn in the market.

    • @slaacaa
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      It’s literally sunk cost fallacy, they wasted so much money for this game, but always spent more instead of putting it in a drawer. Nobody cares about pirates anymore, and lot of ppl are tired of the live service games. Add to this that the Black Flag remake is in the works, so not many will have the urge to buy the game, and it will fail spectacularly.

  • @notannpc
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    Is that the same shit company that was telling us to get used to not owning games? Why would I spend $70 to borrow something they probably won’t finish making before release?

    • @frunch
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      710 months ago

      Why would I spend $70 to borrow something they probably won’t finish making before release?

      So that you can hang around and wait for the talent in the community to fix it and make it at least closer to a game worth $70

      • @[email protected]
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        810 months ago

        You think Ubisoft games will have modding? Hahahaha no, no it will flop on launch and the live service elements will die within a year

  • @[email protected]
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    Big ‘Comcast 10g’ vibes here.

    Ubisoft is consistent with being on my blocked producers list on steam.

      • @[email protected]
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        1310 months ago

        Fuck yea! I’ve blocked Ubisoft, EA and a handful of other shoddy producers/their ilk. It’s not worth even seeing their offerings these days.

        • @[email protected]
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          410 months ago

          Xbox store needs this feature badly. If I click on another piece of kemco shovelware I’m going to fucking lose it.

          • @[email protected]
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            510 months ago

            MS loves to weigh their software down with bloat, I agree they need this feature but I don’t think they’ll take the financial loss to make it a thing.

  • FunkyMonk
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    3710 months ago

    oh shit we making shit up? ARMORED CORE 6 WAS SEPTUPPLED S.

    • Aniki 🌱🌿
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      1310 months ago

      Just wait a year or two and then play the stuff people are still talking about. It’s hilarious how often it’s indy games.

      • @[email protected]
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        I don’t like FromSoft games personally, but I can recognize that they are well-made and aren’t problematic in the ways that other major AAA studios are.

        So I’ll just acknowledge that of course there will be some notable exceptions, despite my hyperbolic use of “all” in my original comment. I’m a huge fan of BotW and TotK and Nintendo certainly counts as a AAA studio, but I think those games are exemplary and also non-problematic in the ways other major studios are. But despite these very real and very notable exceptions, I think my statement still stands pretty well as a general rule.

        Oh and the only Santa Monica games I’ve played are Twisted Metal: Black (2001) and God of War (2005) so I’ll simply abstain from an opinion on them as it doesn’t seem fair to me to judge them based on experience that is now two decades old.

        edit: also I see you were downvoted and while I know that doesn’t matter, just want you to know that I didn’t downvote you and I don’t think you said anything inappropriate or off-topic so I wish whoever did had not.

        • @platypus_plumba
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          410 months ago

          FromSoft and Santa Mónica release amazing AAA games and are always respectful to their player base. GoW Ragnarok just released a free DLC a month ago. FromSoft charges 60 dollars for games that have 200 times the content of other games that charge 70 dollars. Zero micro transactions. DLCs are always mind blowing and at great prices.

          I really have no idea why they downvoted, these two companies are just good guys. I’d love to hear if they have something negative to say about these companies.

  • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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    2810 months ago

    Oh yes. I will buy this when the price drops to five bucks.

    • khab
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      210 months ago

      I’ll grab it in four years, when they give it away for free. And never ever play it.

  • @Odo
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    2710 months ago

    I hate the term “Quadruple-A”. The entire point of Triple-A was to be the biggest of the big. There’s no cap on that size.

  • Computerchairgeneral
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    Sure it is, Yves. If any game would qualify as quadruple A it’s the Black Flag spinoff that’s been in development hell for years. Genuinely curious how long this game lasts, even if it does get good reviews and finds an audience. Feels like Ubisoft would have cancelled this ages ago if the government of Singapore hadn’t been providing subsidies to help fund the project.

    • @[email protected]
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      610 months ago

      It would be great if it was a black flag spinoff. A single player pirate action rpg. But nooo. It has to be a live service multiplayer game without any soul

    • Skeezix
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      510 months ago

      Yves is a douche canoe.

    • @[email protected]
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      310 months ago

      It’s not even a subsidies thing so much as they are legally obligated to release a game for Singapore