• @psycho_driver
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    265 months ago

    First they came for the velociraptors, and I did not chomp them - because I was not a velociraptor.

    Then they came for the stegosauruses, and I did not chomp them - because I was not a stegosaurus.

    Then they came for the triceratops, and I did not chomp them - because I was not a triceratops.

    Then they came for me, and there was no one left to chomp them for me.

    -Theodore Rex

  • Manucode
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    175 months ago

    Go back to your little hut that I had to build for you. Your age is long gone, chicken!

  • @Nudding
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    165 months ago

    I wonder if you could see the meteor in the sky approaching in the days and hours leading up it.

      • ivanafterall
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        195 months ago

        Arguably the bleakest TV show of all-time, based solely on the ending.

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          115 months ago

          There were always hints that the lighthearted sitcom was actually darker than it seemed, but the ending, my god… how many kids were traumatized by that? Lots of kids watched Dinosaurs.

          • ivanafterall
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            165 months ago

            As an adult, It makes me so happy that they “went there” though. But I also still remember being sad. The pan away to the snowy, doomed landscape. Man.

            Had to watch it again.

            • Flying SquidOPM
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              195 months ago

              Oh yeah, that show had some amazing environmental messages in it for something people thought was just silly comedy. All the Dinosaurs had last names of oil companies. Earl’s job was literally helping to deforest the planet. They also covered things like gender roles and even sexual harassment. It was an amazingly progressive show with a strong political message that a lot of people entirely missed because “not da mama!”

        • @mojofrododojo
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          35 months ago

          The way we’re going, it’s prescient.

    • @[email protected]
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      65 months ago

      Fun fact: I heard that the meteor was not actually what killed them off, but rather even before that, changes in the atmosphere had already begun to make ginormous lizards a less viable solution.

      Mammals were just so adaptable, that we adapted to the post-meteor changes, even as we had already been adapting to the before-meteor ones.

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        15 months ago

        I am guessing that most, if not all, mass extinctions were a multi-cause issue.

        • @[email protected]
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          35 months ago

          Even so, one line of thinking along those lines is that the meteor did not in fact kill off the dinosaurs. It did manage to polish them off, but they were decreasing in prominence as mammals increased already. I doubt anyone could prove one way or another, but it’s a fascinating thought to ponder b/c if true, that would mean that the meteor was not the primary cause of their extinction:-). Maybe it was their lack of adaptability? As in, they were fossils even when they were alive:-P.

          • Flying SquidOPM
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            35 months ago

            Birds are, essentially, dinosaurs. Dinosaurs never died out, they just got smaller.

            • @[email protected]
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              -35 months ago

              I know what you mean but… actually it’s more like crocs, alligators, and gila monsters are the “dinosaurs” - especially since that word essentially means “large lizard”:-P. Birds are also their descendents its true but they kinda also have their own thing going on, having abandoned their origins in favor of that.

              You’re not wrong though:-).

                • @[email protected]
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                  -55 months ago

                  They are not “living large reptiles” though:-P.

                  Likely they are referring to birds being in a monophyletic clade alongside dinos, but by that logic, humans are monkeys.

                  I mean, we are warmblooded, give live birth, have opposable thumbs, etc., so we aren’t “not apes”… but also we are so much more, so very different than how we started.

                  Also, computers are rocks.:-D

              • @[email protected]
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                Crocs are about as far away from dinosaurs as an archosaur can get. They split off from them very early on. Note where birds fall on this chart on the other hand.

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          105 months ago

          Are you under the impression that there are no birds that are apex predators?

          I mean… Eagles? Raptors? Owls?

            • Flying SquidOPM
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              35 months ago

              Ah yes the dinosaurs, the alpha predators of today.

              Your words. Birds are dinosaurs. Some of them are apex predators.

                • Flying SquidOPM
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                  25 months ago

                  Yes. Your words as written was a sarcastic suggestion that dinosaurs are not apex predators today. Very clearly. You can see that because you pasted it.

                  They are because birds are dinosaurs and some birds are apex predators.

  • @Crow
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    75 months ago

    Those are my ancestors there 🥹

  • Jubei Kibagami
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    25 months ago

    Is this from that book of West of Eden? I haven’t read it yet 🥲