• Björn Tantau
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    508 months ago

    You might not like it, but this is what the ideal male body looks like.

    • IninewCrow
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      158 months ago

      Instead of a rear spoiler, young men should aspire to this body type instead.

  • @FederatedSaint
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    438 months ago

    Ok I was prepared to start white-knighting here and tell you to fuck off for making fun of a disabled person but then I thought I’d search this up first and…well, carry on.

  • @_lilith
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    328 months ago

    I like that he squirts out liquid from those extra nipple things and can apparently leap like a gazel but has no neck. I want an army of these dudes to just wreck cars and leapfrog away dripping and screaming while running into more shit because they can’t look around

  • THE MASTERMIND
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    8 months ago

    Are you damage resistant because you aldready look like you have suffered max damage .