• @Kbobabob
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    1099 months ago

    Alternate headline:

    Group of liars found to be lying.

    • @[email protected]
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      629 months ago

      Group of liars succeeds in tying up real business with political theatre for years, distracting the population and dividing it further against each other, while letting the idiot take the fall.

      • @Kbobabob
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        89 months ago

        I dunno man. Seems a little wordy. , 😆

          • chingadera
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            29 months ago

            I got you “Some finally SLAMMED logic, irony is now broken.”

        • @SlopppyEngineer
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          19 months ago

          The goppies did it again. That’s the short version.

    • @reddig33
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      79 months ago

      Well maybe one of them will go to jail for perjury this time? We can hope.

  • @Veedem
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    539 months ago

    Wow that’s just a new level of wtf lol

    • FuglyDuck
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      799 months ago

      Not really.

      The GOP has been making shit up for decades. They throw it at the wall to see what sticks.

      • @doingthestuff
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        -689 months ago

        This really has been both sides for decades though. Not everything is both sides, but this is. It’s getting bolder.

        • @MotoAsh
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          209 months ago

          Lying in general? Sure. Lying about illegal things that SHOULD get you for perjury or election tampering?

          No. No this is NOT a both sides issue…

        • Shalakushka
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          99 months ago

          How fucking stupid do you have to be to manage to both sides this lol

  • @asteriskeverything
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    419 months ago

    I appreciate that this headline isn’t ambiguous like the others. “Witness charged with lying” you can make up whichever conclusion suits you with that and I think that’s the intention.

  • @JeeBaiChow
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    369 months ago

    So does hunter get to sue/ indict them all now?

  • peopleproblems
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    359 months ago

    No way guys! I never would have seen that coming /s

  • NotAFuckingBot
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    339 months ago

    Imagine my shock that liars are lying.
    What would shock me even more would be if all those lying cunts actually face consequences.

    • @[email protected]
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      159 months ago

      He is workshopping his facial expression for when he eventually has to have a press conference as he gets charged with allowing minors to get raped by a fellow coach.

  • AutoTL;DRB
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    79 months ago

    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    The Department of Justice has charged a former FBI informant — whose claims Republicans used to bolster allegations of a corrupt bribery scheme involving Hunter Biden and the Ukrainian energy company Burisma — with two counts of making false statements to federal authorities.

    The indictment, announced Thursday by Special Counsel David Weiss, alleges that Alexander Smirnov “falsely claimed” that during two business meetings in 2015 and/or 2016 “executives associated with Burisma, admitted to him that they hired [Hunter Biden] to ‘protect us, through his dad, from all kinds of problems.’”

    In truth and fact, the defendant had contact with executives from Burisma in 2017, after the end of the administration when [Joe Biden] had no ability to influence U.S. policy and after the Ukrainian Prosecutor General had been fired in February 2016.” The DOJ claims that Smirnov “transformed his routine and unextraordinary business contacts with Burisma in 2017 and later into bribery allegations,” after expressing bias against Joe Biden’s candidacy for the presidency in 2020.

    In September, former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy announced that he would be directing members of his party to launch an impeachment inquiry into President Biden.

    During the impeachment inquiry’s first hearing later that month, Republicans on the House Oversight Committee repeatedly referred to the claims made by the FBI informant as fact.

    At the time, House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) told reporters that the investigation may center around allegations that President Biden and his son profiteered from unethical deals with Burisma.


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