• @[email protected]
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      In your picture the Minotaur has hooves.

      Wikipedia:

      a mythical creature portrayed during classical antiquity with the head and tail of a bull and the body of a man

      You either have to accept (by your definition) a Hoove or by wikipedia at least a Tail. Shown in many wiki pictures.

      (Judged by the second picture, apparently also a very tiny dick)

    • @[email protected]
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      810 months ago

      I think it’s worth noting that Pegasus and Cerberus are proper names of individual creatures, not species.

        • TomAwsm
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          Don’t think so, which is probably why they are sometimes used as common nouns even though they’re technically proper nouns.

    • @[email protected]
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      710 months ago

      I read this as pairings:

      • Phoenix and the Gorgon are an item
      • The Pegasus is pegging the Minetaur
      • IndiBrony
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        610 months ago

        I mean… I wouldn’t say no to the second one 😏

  • @Xatix
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    Is this what mermaids look like to you?

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/665d1d4e-eac5-408f-a2f2-1773b39d8d85.jpeg

  • @meeeeetch
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    Oh you might look like ‘just a guy’, but your preternatural skill with mazes and singing voice that leads people to risk their lives to hear better would be a dead giveaway that you were not so ordinary.

    • @Buddahriffic
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      The Minotaur was more about being effective at killing people in a maze. If he was good at mazes, he probably would have left.

  • Meowing Thing
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    I would say the image OP meant a centaur and not a minotaur. But then the other way around would be a hippocampus!

  • @[email protected]
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    You’d be a guy who’s hung like a bull and has fabulous hair, I guess that would be all right.

  • @Mun_Walker
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    2010 months ago

    And your offspring are just fish and horses

    • @Buddahriffic
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      Fish and bulls*.

      The horse one is Centaur, and that has the same human half as mermaids. Maybe it would be able to make a being with the torso of a man, front legs of a horse and a mermaid tail sticking out the back.

  • littleblue✨
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    Pretty sure that’s Jason Momoa’s IRL backstory, though. ☝🏼

  • @SomeGuy69
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    Alternativ you’d be a seahorse

  • @[email protected]
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    910 months ago

    And your sibling got the other halves and you spent hours a day explaining to strangers that you are related

    • @edgemaster72
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      And being the fully human one you’d probably be considered the weirdo. You’d look angrily at your sibling and think “what a load of bullfish!”

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    The only human part of a minotaur is the arms/torso, right? He still will have hooves and a tail.

    EDIT: Wikipedia:

    with the head and tail of a bull and the body of a man

    • Lemminary
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      310 months ago

      I… don’t mind that. Nyaaah uwu

    • threelonmusketeers
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      Like many people in this thread, you’re thinking of a centaur.

      Edit: I stand corrected. It seems a Minotaur is not a simple top-half/bottom-half split. It’s more like the body and arms of a human, with the head, tail, and feet of a bull.

      • @[email protected]
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        No, I do not. Did you google-image centaur and minotaur? Because the results are clear there. What is it you think coming out of his ass?

        Wikipedia says:

        a mythical creature portrayed during classical antiquity with the head and tail of a bull and the body of a man

        Or use google-images. Judged by these pictures 95% even have hooves.

  • @TrickDacy
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    510 months ago

    How did a horse fuck a fish, exactly?

  • chingadera
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    WHO THE FUCK GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO PUBLISH MY LIFE?

  • zkfcfbzr
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    OP has never seen a seahorse before

    • @javasux
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      deleted by creator

      • zkfcfbzr
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        Right. The image is about a minotaur, though, and the OP said the “other way around” is just a seahorse. The other way around would basically be a fish with a bull’s head and human arms. Not very seahorse-like.