• @FilthyShrooms
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    429 months ago

    When you’re playing a video game and forget what a health potion is called:

  • TurboWafflz
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    309 months ago

    I almost lost my legs when The Object fell out of someone’s purse in front of me in a line

  • flicker
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    209 months ago

    I have a giant bottle of crushed red pepper but otherwise it’s pretty accurate.

    • @frickineh
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      189 months ago

      I have Cholula, but yeah basically. Oh, wait, no, I don’t have Colorado but that’s because I live in Colorado and I think it would create some kind of paradox or black hole or something if I kept it in my purse.

  • @MrJameGumb
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    179 months ago

    The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.

    Now I want cheese and I don’t have any here…

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      39 months ago

      The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.

      Always has been. 👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

  • @visc
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    179 months ago

    “seeds of revolution”

    “Perihelion (the concept)”

  • @LemmyKnowsBest
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    149 months ago

    Yes it’s true. I periodically slip away to the lady’s room to consult my Constitution of Botswana.

      • @LemmyKnowsBest
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        29 months ago

        But I keep a copy of it in my purse. It’s MY copy of the Constitution of Botswana.

    • @clemdemort
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      59 months ago

      Can you share your Lego Indiana Jones copy? pls plz plz plz pretty plz 🥺👉👈

      • Franklin
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        109 months ago

        That’s Lego India Johns to you

        • @clemdemort
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          19 months ago

          no no, I just don’t have a purse yet! :3

  • @MountainGoat
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    109 months ago

    My wife said “yeah, they’re just missing tampons”

  • @EnderMB
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    59 months ago

    As a Brit, I wish more women would carry a bottle of HP Sauce with them. Beautiful with a sausage roll.

  • Sunoc
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    49 months ago

    Instruction unclear: I took the “okasmeme” labeled purse out of the purse and now reality is collapsing. wdid? halp

  • @RBWells
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    39 months ago

    I do have always gaming dice, a Rubik’s Cube and a crow whistle; but miss the purse I had in high school that seemed to always have exactly what was needed at any given time. If someone needed a screwdriver, I’d have accidentally left one in my purse, really anything anyone asked for that was purse sized would always be there that day. One time I had a chicken sandwich when someone said they were hungry, even though I didn’t usually put food in there. It was the most useful purse ever and I’ve never had another magic one.