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A Danish man earned an unusual Guinness World Records title when he managed to stuff 68 matchsticks into his nostrils.
  • @psycho_driver
    8•9 months ago

    Can we get a cutaway to Taylor Swift’s reaction?

    • @[email protected]
      7•9 months ago

      Is it a stroke? Or could it be the 68 lit matches up your nose? 5 warning signs that what you smell burning might be worse than you imagined. More at 11

        • @[email protected]
          1•9 months ago

          I have no clue what you deleted, but I’m upvoting it, Ben! I know you’d never give me a nasty surprise. Ben Dover and openness go together like hot dogs and buns. Some say you’ve got a you’ve got a broken sense of humor; I say it’s fractured, but whole.

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          Anus.

  • ivanafterall
    5•9 months ago

    Everyone said it couldn’t be done. I’m grateful to be alive to witness it.

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPMEnglish
      4•9 months ago

      Certainly one to tell the grandkids about when describing the wonders of The Before Times when, if you could dream it and you worked hard enough, the possibilities were endless.

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPMEnglish
      3•9 months ago

      It’s scheduled for the 2028 Olympics. The Chinese already have training camps where they send promising large hootered children for trails. Only the massively-nostriled make the cut.