• @Sterile_Technique
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    324 months ago

    …I mean, we have [email protected] here on lemmy. Don’t crosspost from Reddit and redirect traffic back to that shit hole; just steal the content and post it here fresh.

    • Khrux
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      104 months ago

      I believe this is critiquing the quality of Reddit’s idea of horror stories, hence the fact it’s a screenshot from there. Although I’m sure the Reddit OP intended for it to be satire anyway.

      • @Sterile_Technique
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        24 months ago

        Fair enough. Though I think those types of subs never intended to take themselves seriously, including the one here, so parody-post away.

  • @YEGimport
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    234 months ago

    This needs to be turned into a Bertstrip. LMAO

  • @Frozengyro
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    194 months ago

    Beastiality is WAAAY against Park regulations!

  • @LemmyKnowsBest
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    154 months ago

    I suppose if he’d been more specific and asked for a million dollars the genie would give him a bunch of these

  • DarkThoughts
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    144 months ago

    How is it even a horror story? If he fucks them, then he clearly got what he wanted.

        • Poor animals? They get to have a great time with Bigbryce. If they wanted to leave, there’s a million of them. They could easily kill Bryce or just leave if they wanted. Nothing in the wish would prevent those. Honestly, I’d worry more than Bryce… even if they thought that’s what they wanted at first, after a couple times they might regret what they brought upon themselves.

        • @[email protected]
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          24 months ago

          They wouldn’t know anything but this. The genie just brought them into existence. All they know is that this is what it’s all about.

    • @fidodo
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      34 months ago

      It’s not even a great joke

    • @[email protected]
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      134 months ago

      It’s a common trope for genies to purposefully misinterpret wishes, this one in particular being a common one where someone wishes for “a million bucks,” meaning dollars, but the genie interprets it as a million male deer and gives them that instead.

      In this case, they’re subverting the trope by the wisher actually wanting the deer, to have sex with for an extra bit of shock humor.

    • Seraph
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      You don’t want to…

      Bucks as in deer.

  • @BlackPenguins
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    54 months ago

    I picture the cow from Cyanide and Happiness.

  • @fidodo
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    34 months ago

    I don’t think they’ll let you…

  • bruhduh
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    14 months ago

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