• @[email protected]
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    5010 months ago

    I don’t want to be a guy with a mushroom hat, but I don’t want to be a girl with a mushroom hat either.

    I want to be a mushroom. Put me in the dirt and let me just absorb nutrients and sporulate.

  • @LemmyKnowsBest
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    10 months ago

    yeah if I was born a male, I’d want to be a girl too. We women are pretty damn gorgeous & awesome. Welcome.

    As a bonus, I’d keep the penis because having titties & cock all in one sexy person is super sexy, best of both worlds all in one.

    • Lilith Anne
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      610 months ago

      As someone who doesn’t hate her girldick, I assure you, that would feel weird about it nonetheless, because even tho you do like it, you know for a fact people will judge you for having a bulge as a woman and that pressure will be put on you to remove it

    • nifty
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      510 months ago

      having titties & cock all in one sexy person is super sexy

      Intersex people are often forgotten :)

      That said, I don’t think it’s fair to say only one gender is gorgeous and awesome, but I think I get what you mean

  • nifty
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    710 months ago

    I could read this either way: either the person with the phone is showing their goal, or they’re showing who they used to be

  • @vegantomato
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    -210 months ago

    Reality on the right, fiction on the left.