• Jo Miran
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    2011 months ago

    Constipation. Right…that’s definitely why I bought it. Yep. Totally.

    • @[email protected]
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      1811 months ago

      Can’t have prostrate cancer without a prostate.

      Shoutout to my XY brothers and sisters, get checked if you were born before 2004

      • gitgud
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        411 months ago

        What if you self-check 3 times a week?

  • @Pirasp
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    1011 months ago

    Removing your blockage at 15000RPM

    • @papalonian
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      511 months ago

      That’s my new nickname for my mustache

  • @[email protected]
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    511 months ago

    Definitely have had some rough bathroom experiences where ivhave considered something similar, but more like a pipe brush instead of a whisk going at 12’000 rpm

    • no banana
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      411 months ago

      I thought that was the purpose of the toilet brush?

    • VaultBoyNewVegas
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      311 months ago

      I’ve had a blockage in my bowel for over 5 weeks now as a result of IBD. I am definitely at the point where I wouldn’t hesitate to use something like that if it helps clear it. I’ve had constant pain in the left side of my stomach and I can’t even sleep properly now.

        • VaultBoyNewVegas
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          311 months ago

          Went to a and e 5 weeks ago. Also I’ve had a specialist nurse in charge of my care for 3 years now who I’ve already heard from since I went to a and e. Also heard from her again on Monday with a follow up. There’s a plan in place so it’s not like I’ve sat on my fucking arse doing nothing and I don’t live in the US so healthcare is actually free so I went to and e when it first got bad. But thanks for the “advice”.

  • @Mr_Blott
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    411 months ago

    This is actually how hippopotamuses work

    I might be thinking of hippopotamii

  • Altima NEO
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    311 months ago

    As the “poor pumper society” on youtube would call it, the “Crust Buster”.

    Make a poop smoothie.

  • @x4740N
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    111 months ago

    If you have diarrhoea just mix in some egg whites and you’ll have fluffy shit