• Jo Miran
    link
    fedilink
    201 year ago

    Constipation. Right…that’s definitely why I bought it. Yep. Totally.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      181 year ago

      Can’t have prostrate cancer without a prostate.

      Shoutout to my XY brothers and sisters, get checked if you were born before 2004

  • @Pirasp
    link
    101 year ago

    Removing your blockage at 15000RPM

    • @papalonian
      link
      51 year ago

      That’s my new nickname for my mustache

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    51 year ago

    Definitely have had some rough bathroom experiences where ivhave considered something similar, but more like a pipe brush instead of a whisk going at 12’000 rpm

    • "no" banana
      link
      41 year ago

      I thought that was the purpose of the toilet brush?

    • VaultBoyNewVegas
      link
      31 year ago

      I’ve had a blockage in my bowel for over 5 weeks now as a result of IBD. I am definitely at the point where I wouldn’t hesitate to use something like that if it helps clear it. I’ve had constant pain in the left side of my stomach and I can’t even sleep properly now.

        • VaultBoyNewVegas
          link
          31 year ago

          Went to a and e 5 weeks ago. Also I’ve had a specialist nurse in charge of my care for 3 years now who I’ve already heard from since I went to a and e. Also heard from her again on Monday with a follow up. There’s a plan in place so it’s not like I’ve sat on my fucking arse doing nothing and I don’t live in the US so healthcare is actually free so I went to and e when it first got bad. But thanks for the “advice”.

  • @Mr_Blott
    link
    41 year ago

    This is actually how hippopotamuses work

    I might be thinking of hippopotamii

  • Altima NEO
    link
    fedilink
    English
    31 year ago

    As the “poor pumper society” on youtube would call it, the “Crust Buster”.

    Make a poop smoothie.

  • @x4740N
    link
    English
    11 year ago

    If you have diarrhoea just mix in some egg whites and you’ll have fluffy shit