• nomad
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    2810 months ago

    You know that dude that bet he could recognize toilet paper brands by taste? He won that bet.

    Also the reason paper tastes sweet is xylotol (wood sugar). It has some amazing properties and is edible in small doses.

  • @O_i
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    1610 months ago

    A statement doesn’t make it true, even when believed by few

    • Uncle RoachOP
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      I just ate paper and fabric when I was younger

      My mom started putting spices on my shirts so I stopped eating fabric

    • @[email protected]
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      610 months ago

      Lmao, dude didn’t take op for his word and thought “I won’t really know if I like paper until I eat this whole book”. So by panel two he’s devoured the whole book, and you know what? He doesn’t really like paper.

  • themeatbridge
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    1010 months ago

    Paper is cellulose and glue. Cellulose doesn’t have any flavor, so you’re probably enjoying the glue as it dissolves.

  • @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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    10 months ago

    Whatcha gnawwing on in the shower, bro? That a three ring binder there, dude?

  • @spittingimage
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    510 months ago

    I can verify from long-ago experience that the paper in school exercise books does not taste good. Do you think they add bittering agents?

  • tinyVoltron
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    110 months ago

    I’m with you. I’ve been chewing paper my whole life. Love it. Am I broken?

    • Uncle RoachOP
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      110 months ago

      Yeah me too, but i stopped when i found a worm in my poop once

  • @judooochp
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    010 months ago

    Particularly with leftover adhesive, post-its…

    • Uncle RoachOP
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      10 months ago

      I personally disagree, notebook paper is better