For me it’s Bloons TD Battles x the new Shogun series
Bender’s Gate 3
I just want one dialog tree in BG3 with the option “Bite my shiny metal ass.” “Shut up, baby. I know it.” or “Daffodil”
Avatar Korra finished paying off her debt to Tom Nook.
This would explain how construction mode is so easy. Cliff construction is actually earthbending.
Necesse + Dune. Just turned into a really hard sandbox survival game
Paul Atreides’ Pro Sandworm Rider 4
Saul Goodman inherits a Rogue Trader’s empire?
Vampire Survivors vs. X-men (the 90’s animated series)
Oh, that sounds cool actually
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The Matrix + No Man’s Sky. Oddly enough, it fits quite well because…
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…both of them explore the idea of living in a simulation.
Little Alex Horne laying tasks for the absolute on Taskmaster: Baldur’s Gate Edition.
Neo and Morpheus are now building and flying spaceships about the galaxy
I’d watch it
Dwarf Fortress and Doctor Who? I… can’t even picture it.
Edit: I don’t know why I thought it had to be a Dwarf Fortress style game in the Doctor Who universe, but actually, I’d absolutely watch a show about some time traveling dwarves! Strike the Time Vortex!
Well now you’ve just reinvented Time Bandits
Doctor and the time traveling Dwarves fight against the time traveling Goblins.
Pathfinder: Kingmaker but the playable characters are the cast from New Girl.
One Piece meets Horizon Dawn?
Those robot dinosaurs do not stand a chance.
Luffy, Chopper, Ussop, Franky: HOLYSHIT ROBOT DINOSAUR! ( ⭐o⭐)
Robin: ( -_-)
The last movie I watched was Oppenheimer and I’m playing Hogwarts Legacy (obligatory FU JK Rowling.) So we’re gonna nuke the wizards I guess?
Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you’re going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Here’s why:
Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol’ American hot lead.
Basilisk? Let’s see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren’t looking at it–you’re looking at a picture of it.
Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it’s because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
Now I know what you’re going to say: “But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!” Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?
Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don’t think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort’s wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry’s would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let’s see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.
I can see it now…Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can’t be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: “Well then I guess it’s a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1.” And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
You’ve Yee’d your last Haw pardner- Harry Potter
Robin Hood: Men In Tights and Sid Meier’s Pirates!
That could work! Get Mel Brooks writing and give Cary Elwes a new sword.
So… The Princess Bride?
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I guess Paul Atreides will be journeying to save the world from Shinra and Sephiroth. That shit is gonna get weird.
Alternatively, Avalanche joins the Fremen. I would watch the fuck out of that
