• @[email protected]
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      You need to buy $BBY1 coin (to the moon!)

      It’s a crypto token which incentivizes whole babies by pegging the value of the coin to the proportion of half babies. When a baby is cut in half, the value drops, so owners are incentivized to ensure babies are kept whole by entirely free market forces!

      • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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        So, I understand where the babies come from, but where does the Battle for Yavin factor in, and why are we marking our currency as Before it?

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          I hate it for the blatant grift that took it over.

          Doge coin should always be worth less than a sheet of toilet paper because it’s meant to be a joke, that people unironically invested in it is the problem.

          Blockchain is neat, but I still think utility is low.

    • @AnUnusualRelic
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      Yeah, then you’d get two babies and nobody wants that!

  • Destide
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    199 months ago

    Just needs to grow up and pull themselves together

  • @dingus
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    I need the context to this image lol

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      Pretty sure it’s a weird “National Pharmacies” ad campaign, from Australia. I guess the fact I know this means it’s worked somewhat.

      Edit: Here’s another version of the ad.

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        Thanks although this doesn’t help me comprehend it at all lol. Why does it just say “stop this?”

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          All the adjacent windows have various minor ailments and phrases like “fix this? Treat that?” It’s trying to give an idea of what chemists can do for you.

          In Aus chemists (pharmacists) are medical professionals, capable of providing medical advice and minor treatment, but a lot of people don’t consider going to the chemist for anything other then buying specific medicine (or for some reason, perfume or most egregiously, homeopathy).

          And in case you’re still confused, the baby is crying (implied for medical reasons like colic)

  • @Gakomi
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    Stop what? Stop having babies or stop splitting them in two ?

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  • @benignintervention
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    When I’m in the middle of a meltdown and my dog asks me if I need help