Alt text: Star Trek Enterprise scene, Riker is labeled “The last pack of pizza rolls in the freezer” and Data is labeled “Me at 3 AM”. Riker is sleeping, some ominous flashing lights start occurring. He looks up, and then looks down the bed in shock. Cut to Data, who is creepily smiling back. Cut back to Riker, who is then pulled slowly down the bed and out of frame, by Data who is off-screen. End alt text.

For greater context, a previous commenter has reminded me that the Riker sliding down the bed scene is from the episode “Schisms” https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Schisms_(episode), and Data is not actually the one pulling him off the bed but rather some cooky aliens levitating his ass into subspace or something. Idk what episode Data lookin zonked but creepy is from tho srry!

  • @EdibleFriend
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    1710 months ago

    Riker would down a pack of pizza rolls

    And by that, OP means sex. He would have sexual intercourse with the bag.

    In the kitchen.

    The ships kitchen.

    During lunch rush.

    • TWeaK
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      410 months ago

      Riker’s gotta get his leg over.

  • @ummthatguy
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    1110 months ago

    Creepy Data might be from s5e15 “Power Play” where he’s possessed by an imprisoned alien entity as well as Troi and O’Brien.

    • Match!!
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      1110 months ago

      Might be from Naked Now, since it looks like S1 data makeup I think

      • @ummthatguy
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        10 months ago

        Ah, fair point. Shoulda looked at the uniform collar.

        Edit: sure is. Also where Data gives the finger wag.

  • @tpihkal
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    910 months ago

    “Cooky aliens”‽ WoOw…it’s 2024 dude, we say cooky migrants now.

  • @aeronmelon
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    910 months ago

    The way these two scenes are cut together is just perfect.

  • @EndlessApollo
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    710 months ago

    This and the post in 196 failed to load for me :c it sounds funny tho

    • @[email protected]OP
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      410 months ago

      Would you tell me what you’re using to view Lemmy? It works on web browsers for me but it would be good to know how to make gifs that are viewable by everyone 100%

      • jawa21
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        510 months ago

        If you figure that out let me know. I’ve been trying for months. There’s always someone that can’t see it.

      • @EndlessApollo
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        210 months ago

        I’m on jerboa, I wanna switch to something else bc it’s very buggy but I’m too lazy 🐀

  • @[email protected]
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    110 months ago

    I’ve lived in America my whole life, turn 40 this year, and I have never had a pizza roll. Or a microwave pizza bagel (but I have made mini pizza from scratch using real bagels as the crust)

    • @[email protected]OP
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      310 months ago

      I urge you to get crunked, get a pack of pizza rolls, make them all, and go to town at 3 AM.

      You will not regret it in the moment, but you will regret it later

      It’s even better with friends, hence this me-me: