• SuiXi3D
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    1058 months ago

    So, wait. He wants to secede, but also supports the US military spending money to sponsor an event in his state? Do you want help from the federal government or not, Gregg? Or did the tree hit more than your spine when it fell on you? Though I suppose both can be true…

    • Billiam
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      698 months ago

      Conservatives want a government that’s only large enough to force their beliefs on you.

    • @NegativeInf
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      278 months ago

      You mean the tree limb that fell on him, sued his neighbor, got a massive payout (millions) and then got elected to higher office only to turn around and pass laws to make sure no one else could get payouts like that? Fuck Greg Abbott. I hope the tree comes back to finish the job.

      • @Fedizen
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        78 months ago

        the tree did nothing wrong, and in fact I hope it goes further

    • @Red_October
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      258 months ago

      You can’t reason a person out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into. Hypocrisy and double-think are the bread and butter of Texas Republicans.

  • @seth
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    948 months ago

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    • FuglyDuck
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      1068 months ago

      Recruitment. They were sponsors so that people think it’s cool to be in the army.

      Same reason they do flybys and giant flag-things and shit at sporting events.

      • @EdibleFriend
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        We have a literal propaganda division that helps with movies like transformers as long as they have a say in how the military is portrayed in them.

        • @DABDA
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          668 months ago

          And rarely you get to see gems like this from the movie Sgt. Bilko (1996):

          • Flying Squid
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            98 months ago

            If only that movie wasn’t terrible.

            I had the displeasure of seeing it in the theater.

            • @DABDA
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              Maybe if the US Army had cooperated it wouldn’t have been so terrible! At least it provides a chance to see Phil Hartman.

              • Flying Squid
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                The only way to make that film not terrible would be to not make it at all.

                Or, I suppose, blow up every copy before it was distributed. The Army could definitely have helped with that.

          • @ours
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            58 months ago

            Generation Kill also didn’t have support from the US Army. All the US military gear show was either Jordanian or CGI.

            • @DABDA
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              18 months ago

              Thanks for the reminder to watch that series. I liked The Wire and We Own This City by David Simon so I’m assuming it is a more thoughtful show than the title and imagery suggests.

              • @ours
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                28 months ago

                It’s real good and let’s just say there is a reason the Pentagon isn’t sponsoring this one.

                • @DABDA
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                  28 months ago

                  I actually just finished it, wish there were more episodes. There was a lot more humor than I was expecting which really helped to offset the depressing aspects. Yeah, I really can’t imagine the government supporting the show aside from it portraying the US as an absolutely dominating force.

                  From a casting angle I think it’s kinda funny Jarhead had a Sarsgaard and Generation Kill had a Skarsgård. I also kept thinking the Rolling Stone writer (Lee Tergesen) looked like a relative of John Michael Higgins.

      • TooManyFoods
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        The actually cool way of increasing recruitment would be to pay higher salaries and increase the work place safety, with tax money taken from crying billionaires.

          • @dumpsterlid
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            It makes me want to become an army recruiter for video game armies, instead of trying to sleazily recruit high school kids to go get murdered or maimed across the planet I use all the same rhetoric army recruiters use to make the the military seem cool but I recruit kids to play video games while dressed up in camo instead.

            My pamphlets are of video games where you can do cool military stuff without actually killing anybody or getting hurt. Hey check out Arma 3, you can use all those cool looking jets and tanks to nerd out and blow stuff up and THEN when you are done you can just turn it off and go do something else because it’s a fantasy.

            Framed on my table is a picture of Iraq after 20 years of brutal occupation and war with stats on the amount of civilians dead, infrastructure destroyed and American servicemen killed. Next to it is a framed picture of Blood Gulch after 20 years of brutal multiplayer matches with a bunch of zeros next to all the same stats.

            I also have a “But I Want To Serve My Country” pamphlet which suggests types of jobs and careers that actually serve the country and local community like teacher, nurse, tradesman, social worker etc…

            The poster behind my recruiting table says “Just Go Play A Video Game, Joining The Military Is Lame”.

            This would be hilarious to do in character as a recruiter from Helldivers 2.

        • FuglyDuck
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          There’s no way you can make fighting for the interests of American oligarchs “safe”, though. Even as advanced as our military is; it still ultimately comes down to putting boots on the ground.

          And being the boots on the ground is to walk into a meat grinder.

      • littleblue✨
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        18 months ago

        Same reason sporting events exist.

        There, FTFY. The unfettered truth.

    • @rdyoung
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      248 months ago

      This is just one more step towards Texas looking like Russia. I’m sure this will cause a major backlash and have a ton of artists refusing to play Texas regardless of the venue.

      Does this idiot not know how much revenue these fests generate for an area?

        • @rdyoung
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          I know. It is however about money for the businesses that rely on these festivals for a large portion of their income. They are alienating everyone who doesn’t believe the crazy bipolar shit they do.

      • @ganksy
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        It’s all about where that revenue infusion goes and who it attracts. In this case, Austin area and more open minded people.

      • @Altofaltception
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        Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll get someone like Kid Rock to play, which is what those audiences probably want anyway.

    • @massacre
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      What do you think Top Gun is?

      • @agitatedpotato
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        Or Call of Duty for that matter. Uncle Sam likes em young.

    • @stoly
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      They do it at high schools and universities too. It’s really annoying.

    • @wildcardology
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      They also spent money to develop a game for recruitment purposes.

      The game is dead now, but in it’s peak it was good.

  • @Zombiepirate
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    548 months ago

    Greg “Jade Helm” Abbott? The chucklefuck who said the US army was invading Texas?

  • Flying Squid
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    “We don’t need your money here. Especially not when we re-legalize slavery.”

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    So, if Abbot thinks he has the legal authority to tell people they can’t go to texas… that could be very interesting.

    the US has a right of travel. States can’t ban people coming into their state for any reason.

    • @Got_Bent
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      I don’t think he believes any such thing as his words being legally binding.

      He’s just being your run of the mill petulant childish Texan politician with the “nuh uh YOU ARE!” type rhetoric.

  • @General_Shenanigans
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    198 months ago

    Well then Austin can secede from Texas and then the more conservative neighborhoods can secede from Austin. Secedeceptions all the way down. Why not?

  • @andrewta
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    So the US army who has very little say as to where the ammo is sent (it’s congress making those decisions) is helping to sponsor an event. And certain musicians are pulling out to protest something they (the army) have no real control over?

    Nothing like sending a message of "hey you are out there doing a tough job but we don’t want you near us ".

    Edit :whoops… I mean congress and the president

    • @[email protected]
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      Are you serious with this take? SXSW is an arts festival. Not a place for military propaganda and recruitment. Turns out, most artists abhor any kind of military action.

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      No. They don’t want to support the literal weapons companies also helping sponsor. I’d boycott any artist endeavor backed by a standing military.

    • littleblue✨
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      Are you fucking mental or just too young to think before blurting out adult-like sounds from your feed hole?

    • @drmeanfeel
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      Giving the entire US Army the “just following orders” cop out, incredible. Going to need a gastroenterologist to get that boot out

      • @andrewta
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        Demonstrate (using the law) how the army can tell congress that “no we aren’t going to send the ammo to place x” if the congress says “send it there”.

        • @drmeanfeel
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          I’d demonstrate (using my ass) sitting on my hands and not participating in mass murder of Palestinian children. The very premise of “just following orders” is that there is a legal or duty bound obligation. I didn’t care for it when Nazis used it and I don’t for it when someone two letters from Andrew Tate is spilling it from their thin, Ben Shapiro flavoured lips

          • @andrewta
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            Let’s see all the ways you are wrong.

            The ta has nothing to do with Tate. It was in my handle on Reddit before the world became aware of tate.

            If you are in the army and are ordered to ship ammo some where and don’t. At Best you get a dishonorable discharge. That fucks you up for life. At worst you wind up in prison. That really fucks you up for life.

            You want to complain and do something to fix the problem? Yell at congress.

            Try figuring out how the world works.

            • @drmeanfeel
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              Nothing dishonorable about not dismembering children, maybe don’t sign up to be a tacti-cool pig in the first place.

              The world “works” in lots of ways, you don’t have to deepthroat the evil running it