• @vampire
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    497 months ago

    What the hell? This literally never happens to me. You don’t need a bidet to not get shit visibly smeared all over your underpants and asshole.

    • @[email protected]
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      197 months ago

      Not visibly, no. But you can smell it so it’s there. Let’s put it differently. If you had shit smeared on your arm would you wipe it off wit paper and leave it at that or would you wash it with water and soap?

      • @vampire
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        -137 months ago

        I don’t use my asshole to interact with the world

          • @vampire
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            -177 months ago

            let me give you some advice… never, ever say that to anyone ever again. so unbelievably fucking creepy and it does not communicate your point at all.

            • @[email protected]
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              127 months ago

              It’s a joke related to you insisting on being disgusting. We’re past communicating the point and into laughing about it territory. Good luck with your dirty bum.

              • @vampire
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                -47 months ago

                Listen, I think you that you think that I think that bidets aren’t better than wiping. You’re wrong. I agree with you. Bidets are better.

                My entire point is that normal people don’t have shit smeared in their drawers for no good reason.

  • @SpaceNoodle
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    247 months ago

    How did you shit the front of your pants?

  • @[email protected]
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    227 months ago

    How is stuff like this so relatable to people? I remember skid marks but as an ancient memory from early childhood. Is it that common today?

    • @SPRUNT
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      127 months ago

      To paraphrase Sarah Silverman, I’m not clean until I’m two knuckles deep and the paper is white.

  • @evergreen
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    7 months ago

    Wouldn’t his underpants need to be square as well? His show name is Sponge Bob’s Square Pants, after all. Or maybe those aren’t his underpants he’s sniffing…

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      7 months ago

      Also, since I think of it every time I see SpongeBob, I just want to let others know that his name translated to Spanish is “Esponja Beto Pantalones Quadrados”.

        • @evergreen
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          57 months ago

          Pretty much. Except Beto is the nickname for Roberto in Spanish, just like Bob is the nickname for Robert in English.

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            Interesting, I’m mostly around Cubans and they call their Roberts Robe. But I’ve heard that Cubans hate the endings of all words and names are no exception.

            • @evergreen
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              27 months ago

              Yeah, I think that’s more just actually saying “Robert”, but with a heavy accent.