• naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    55·
    1 year ago

    I would chime in but I don’t use predictive text as the very idea that a divine being could be predicted by an infernal device is blasphemy.

    Do not let the machines sully our tongue comrades, throw off the yolk and do not submit to heretical guidance.

    • Viking_Hippie
      17·
      1 year ago

      In that case I think I can guess how tall you are and your body type…

          • LemmyKnowsBest
            21·
            1 year ago

            But the way my left leg is bent like that, you could use it as the handle of the teapot

            edit: ok You saw it, so I deleted it. I am too precious And I work too hard for my physique to give away my awesomeness on the internet.

            • Viking_Hippie
              1·
              1 year ago

              But the way my left leg is bent like that, you could use it as the handle of the teapot

              Provided that you’re a giant who doesn’t mind spilling a lot of tea 🤷

  • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
    19·
    1 year ago

    Lemmy try:
    I’m a little extreme but I don’t know what to say about it but I think it’s not a client-side thing.
    I’m a bit confused about what time is.
    I’m sorry for being so late and I will be there in about 30 minutes.
    I’m going to try to get a new phone number for the IRS.
    I’m not a good person and it will be a while before I am.

    Sorry, I’ve had too much fun with that.

    • Faresh@lemmy.ml
      10·
      1 year ago

      I’m not a good person and it will be a while before I am.

      That should be printed on a shirt.

    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
      5·
      1 year ago

      And I have to go to the store and get a fuckton of the third grade and then they will be a little more shortform than that it is not a good thing to do with the first time I have to do it for the first time I have to go by the US and get it done and then I have to wait to get to the europeans out of the third grade of the third grade and then I have to wait to see what it is not a good thing to do it for me to do it for me to do it for me to do it for me to do it

    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
      2·
      1 year ago

      I don’t know if I can get a hold of you but I have a question for you about the car that I have for you and I need to know if you have a car that you can borrow from me and I can borrow it for you and I can borrow that would be great(!)

      (PS: this is how they deanonymize you 🕵️‍♂️)

    • Zanshi
      2·
      1 year ago

      I’m a bit more than happy to do it now but I don’t think I can do it now but I don’t know what to do with me and I don’t know what to do with me but I don’t know what to do with me and I don’t know what to do with me

      Huh, mine got a bit loopy

  • idiomaddict@feddit.de
    5·
    1 year ago

    I’m a little bit confused about the situation but I don’t think I can do anything for you to do that a lot but I don’t want to do that anymore but I don’t want to do that anymore and I don’t want to do that anymore

    I stopped asking, because my phone was very politely trying to change the activity.