I’ve heard of Pythonistas and Rustaceans. What are some of the other names given to devs writing in, for example, PHP or C++. Appreciate any answers - both serious and joking.
- Gophers: Golang
- Rubyist: Ruby
- Lispers: Lisp
- Schemers: Scheme
- Chamelier: OCaml
- Nixer: Nix lang
- SQL jockeys: SQL
- Purebloods: Haskell
- Ninjas: C++ (more of a reference to LeetCode folks who mix C with C++)
C could be “C-Men”
Has a nice ring to it
/g/ calls them Cniles
psssss: Python
Gleamons
I definitely associate “ninja” with wannabe JavaScript developers.
Pureblood is pretty funny, though of course we actually use Haskellers. Honorable mention goes to “Haskellnaut” to (playfully) describe taking the language as far as it can go.
C++ could be Keiths
Diseased rats
Amazing, thank you for this comprehensive list :)
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Masochists (C++)
BASHers ?
BASHionado ?
BASHist ?
Bashtronaut?
I am a cyberspace bashtronaut …
I really like this one. 🤣
R - pirates
Perl scripters call ourselves “Superior”
Haha, I always suspected!
Superlior you say? Superl!
Sharp dressed men 😎 (C#)
Please kill me.
I believe you meant “Pound dressed men” https://thedailywtf.com/articles/5_years_C-pound_experience
😆
I had a college professor who called it “C hash”, so I’m inclined to name them “Hashers.”
You spelled Fin Tech Bros wrong
Pfft I wish. I’m one bad day away from asking people if they want fries with that.
Here, carry this big beam. It won’t be long now if you stay the course.
“And he said to them all, If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross daily, and follow me.” (Luke 9:23)
“For if ye live after the flesh, ye shall die: but if ye through the Spirit do mortify the deeds of the body, ye shall live.” (Romans 8:13)
“I protest by your rejoicing which I have in Christ Jesus our LORD, I die daily.” (1 Corinthians 15:31)
I’m struggling to understand how this comment relates to anything. Perhaps you could explain what you are attempting to convey?
PHools?
Our mascot is the Elephpant and I like to think PHP developers are also Elephpants.
Is it pronounced “eleph pants”?
Yea, but you run it together awkwardly.
Missing a P
PHaPpers
You sir have won the Fediverse for today
It got lost in PHP’s infinite recursion initials
I don’t know know you’re talking $$$$$about
PHP stands for “PHP Hypertext Processor”. The PHP in that stands for “PHP Hypertext Processor”. This pattern repeats infinitely.
Personal Home Pagers ™
See also: GNU’s Not Unix, WINE Is Not an Emulator…
And in a slightly different way: I’m So Meta Even This Acronym (ISMETA)
Ah, yeah, I knew that at one point. I find recursive acronyms so tacky I tend to tune that information out lol.
Nerds
Heathens.
You’re a god-forsaken heathen for using the wrong language.
Dillusionists: Html
Java = Javier
It actually isn’t but I think it should be.
C#itheads - those are the guys that show up to the emulation project I work on insisting we would drastically improve by nuclear rewriting millions of lines of code into c# (or another language occasionaly).
It’s a 20ish yrs old c++ program, we’re never doing it but someone will show up trying to push the topic every couple of months.
As a junior dev, who mainly works with C#, wf improvements are they talking about? I always thought that C++ is way better for when performance is important, like in emulation. At my company, the seniors keep talking about how we should move away form .NET to C++.
Usually some excuse about being more accessible from someone that just doesn’t want to leave their own comfort zone - non professionals playing at being professional after coming across our github. See also: complaints about not having an installer download (strictly clone and build)
Ok, to be fair, if it’s a user-facing application, that’s obnoxious
C# can have native performance, if you sit down and really optimize shit until you go mad, you can have absolutely minimal runtime friction. The .Net runtime despite it’s stupid fucking name from a bygone era is actually really smart with code gen.
This of course depends on the code, project and your own skill level
I know Go has gophers
SQL: Wizards.
Ansiblings for Ansible (yes, I know this isn’t a programming language)
Terrans for Terraform? Vegans for OpenTOFU?
Vegans for OpenTofu brought a smile to my face immediately, I shall hopefully remember to use this when it comes up.
I’m under the impression that ansible is Turing complete.
I’m not sure. It just might be if you count all the things that you can do with Jinja2, but I really hope it’s not.
I just want these damn vagrants off my lawn… I wouldn’t really mind if the delicious smells from their chefs wasn’t a constant distraction.
I mean all technology terms welcome, I didn’t consider them before. I don’t know if Kubernaughts is the right term for K8s practicioners but I suspect it should be.
Haskellers for Haskell.
what about Huskies?
Some of us aren’t as husky as we would like to be; others are trying to be less husky. Presumably some of us are happy with ourselves, though I’m yet to meet them 😅
Jokes aside, we are all lovely people who just want to sit you down, make you a cup of tea, and convince you that good code does nothing and object-oriented programming is evil 😉
