• Transporter Room 3
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    602 months ago

    Hopefully it’s just an Object of Power and not a sentient carpet like from Aladdin.

    Imagine if someone came up to you, unraveled your meaty squishy wet insides, and made you into a grotesque form of human flesh suit

    This meme is a horror story.

    • @MrFappy
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      52 months ago

      Goodbye Horses starts playing

  • @Grimy
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    2 months ago

    Flying carpets clearly fly because of the runes and symbols knitted into their design. This would not work in real life.

    • @fluxion
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      332 months ago

      Obviously you’d re-knit the arcane runes into the new design

  • @[email protected]
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    192 months ago

    Carpets are woven, not knitted. To preserve the power, fold in half, stitch partway up each side to form batwing sleeves, and cut a careful slit in the center of the fold to poke your head through. Less flexible than a knit sweater but still warm and more likely to fly.

    • Shaman Spiff
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      82 months ago

      For best results, use a flying fuzzy bath mat

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      12 months ago

      You’d have to be really small or have a huge giant carpet for there to be enough material for that, though…

  • Sagrotan
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    62 months ago

    You forgot knotting together 1 million small threads before knitting it, but a very cute comic.

  • @Cossty
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    62 months ago

    Sighs… let me tell you about this one guy called Theseus.

  • @fluxion
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    52 months ago

    Then when it gets too hot you can just fly North