• @Winter8593
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    408 months ago

    If I wake up my fiancee prematurely I get the death sentence

    • @Rachelhazideas
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      68 months ago

      And if you make her go outside, that’s the death sentence for all three generations in your family

  • @JayObey711
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    198 months ago

    Bro where do you live? In prison? Who is forcing you to wake up and go outside? Start depression maxing. Move to a one room apartment alone and never leave again.

      • @Noodle07
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        68 months ago

        I’m paying mine with the kinda equivalent of basic income in my country, it’s great! Well except the depression part

      • @JayObey711
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        18 months ago

        I get aid by the government for being a university student and the studend housing is extremely cheap

  • @[email protected]
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    168 months ago

    The only correct way to do this is to lay a trail of very tasty and fragrant pastries from the night stand to the terrace, where there will be freshly brewed coffee.