• SSTF
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    918 months ago

  • @[email protected]
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    738 months ago

    I’ve seen enough 80s action movies to know, if they piss him off, he’s gonna wipe out their whole flotilla.

  • @WillySpreadum
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    We laugh but this is not uncommon. I remember reading manpower contributions to the war in Afghanistan back in ‘17 and there were two Estonians and four Icelanders on the list. Hilarious when put next to the 10s of thousands of Americans.

      • @iAvicenna
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        I mean they could easily say max of 100 or some percentage. And if 100 soldiers make a significant chunk of your army, you probably shouldn’t send any soldiers as your country can even easily be invaded by rabbits.

        • @[email protected]
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          58 months ago

          At least a complete platoon, so something like 20-50 soldiers. That way it’s big enough to handle missions independently instead of just creating issues for whatever platoon they’re assigned to.

          • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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            78 months ago

            That would also ensure that your soldiers have some of their countrymen to fraternize with. I’m sure it’s probably pretty lonely being the only Estonian in a war.

    • @[email protected]
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      178 months ago

      I wonder how the military units get organized when stuff like this happens, do the people from the tiny countries militaries just get told to go be part of a different military for awhile and follow those guy’s orders? Do they get their own little tent and individual unique assignments from their home country?

      • @WillySpreadum
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        288 months ago

        Well generally everyone on joint bases like that reports to the base commander. There’s always a clear chain of command that transcends nations when it comes to NATO operations.

        Also, I expect that most small detachments like that are just technical experts, not just straight infantry or anything lol

      • nukeM
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        8 months ago

        It’s like a Eddie Murphy/Mike Myers movie where you show up to base and every person you meet is just the same guy in different outfits and makeup.

      • @[email protected]
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        88 months ago

        I believe they are attached to the troops of larger nations. The bilateral military integration agreements some countries in Europe have work similarly, for example a Dutch Grenadier (IIRC) unit is attached to the german Bundeswehr. For all practical purposes they are considered part of the German forces for the duration of that exchange.

    • @[email protected]
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      98 months ago

      Also not uncommon going the other way too. NATO countries will commonly station just a few soldiers in countries like Estonia. It’s trip wire kind of thing, it means if Russia attacks that country then there will immediately be soldiers from many different NATO countries (even just a few soldiers each) fighting to defend the country on day one.

      There’s more than just a handful of soldiers from each NATO countries in the Baltic countries now to deter Russia from doing something stupid. And it doesn’t make sense for Estonia to deploy a lot of their military to the Red Sea given the situation with Russia. So they send one soldier as a statement that they support the operation, they simply don’t currently have the military resources to contribute significantly.

      The tripwire concept applies here too, an attack on a ship that soldier is on is an attack on Estonia. Doubt that will deter the Houthis (they’re psychos) but it’s still a show of support.

  • @Etterra
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    428 months ago

    Okay everybody, meet Trevor. Trevor is the newly assigned anti-pirate guy. Each ship Captain will have to wait for him to ride shotgun outbound, switch to an inbound ship, and ride back. That should settle down all this pirate nonsense. Any questions?

    • @cynar
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      6 months later, not a pirate is to be found, dead or alive, and not a single ship taken. Meanwhile, none of the crews will talk about “Trevor”. All they are willing to say is that “Trevor is a very very nice man, we were very happy to host him.” Always spoken with a monotone 1000 yard stare.

      • @HoustonHenry
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        138 months ago

        And a quick change of subject, for some reason 🤷‍♂️

  • @Harbinger01173430
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    268 months ago

    Jokes aaide, what happens if the soldier they sent has a power level above 5 and starts shooting ki blasts and deflecting bullets?

    • nukeM
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      8 months ago

      what happens if the soldier they sent has a power level above 5 and starts shooting ki blasts and deflecting bullets?

      Dude no way they sent The Great Mr. Satan??

  • @[email protected]
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    To be fair, that’s 62% of their army, the other guy lost a leg while wrestling a wild boar

  • @AnUnusualRelic
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    18 months ago

    Am stram gram you are the one who goes off to pro- tect the ships in the sea!