• @[email protected]
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    608 months ago

    If I knew my teachers appreciated it, I have endless capacity for one liners like these. But no way to know, and it’d be weird to ask

      • @[email protected]
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        198 months ago

        sometimes a happy teacher. I mean don’t over do it.

        I will still fail you, if you hand in a paper with no other text than “I have no idea what’s going on”. Don’t try to be a comic either by using one liners in every single paragraph.

        But make an honest attempt, and put in single one line like that twitter post, and yes it will result in an amused teacher.

        • Bizzle
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          28 months ago

          Do you mean to tell me that my research paper shouldn’t just be my tight five for Open Mic Night?

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    8 months ago

    My friend ran out of time for an assignment once and just put the meme of “here’s where I’d put my [third section]… if I had one!”

  • @dejected_warp_core
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    268 months ago

    In this paper I will explore the premise of misinformation and it’s impact on coursework, specifically long-form essays. This work will be self-illustrating in support of this thesis, as the author will take on the voice of someone that has a minimal and flawed understanding of the paper’s core concept.

  • @Jerkface
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    198 months ago

    I have used the following justifications in proofs on math exams

    “By hope, prayer”

    “By some vague understanding of what’s going on”

    The second one got 7/10.

  • newbeni
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    128 months ago

    It makes me say “aww, sweet baby, it’ll be okay”

  • NutWrench
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    78 months ago

    “Just imagine that I turned in a really good paper.”

  • MeatPilot
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    18 months ago

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