Mayor makes offer after number of goats on Alicudi reaches six times human population

Mayor makes offer after number of goats on Alicudi reaches six times human population

  • partial_accumen
    31•1 month ago

    For sale: Goat

    Price: Free

    Local pickup only - For the last time I WILL NOT SHIP! STOP ASKING!

    • PP_BOY_
      10•1 month ago

      WILL NOT RESOOND TO “IS THIS STILL AVAILABLE”!!!

      • @afraid_of_zombies
        5•1 month ago

        I used to think making money working at home was a scam but now I make 999794.56 a day blogging! Ask me how!

    • @afraid_of_zombies
      9•1 month ago

      Can you send me pictures of the goat? I might have to charge you for a rabies shot if it needs it. Can you hold it for me? Actually instead of email can you text me?

  • subignition
    31•1 month ago

    number of goats on Alicudi reaches six times human population

    Oh god, how did 48.6 billion goats fit on the island

  • @ABCDE
    11•1 month ago

    Goats can be domesticated to a point. You can feed, stroke them and whatnot.

    • FuglyDuckEnglish
      15•1 month ago

      …

      I’m surprised they didn’t come up on the, uh, obvious, and, uh, delicious, solution. Probably better this way.

      • @afraid_of_zombies
        8•1 month ago

        Especially with the cost of goat meat these days. I know at least one Indian restaurant by me stopped serving it.