• @[email protected]
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    956 months ago

    I’ve recently investigated my best friend Larry. He never pirated any video games ever. Pinky promise.

  • Ghostalmedia
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    Can’t see any evidence if all the journalists have been killed.

  • @breakingcups
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    476 months ago

    Maybe they should pretend it’s right next to the WMDs. I’m sure they’ll find it then.

    • @SuckMyWang
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      They know Israel have nukes. They probably have them to them. Nothing to see here

  • @paddirn
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    Ahhh yes, I see, because they’re still in the process of committing it. We can’t actually say they’ve committed genocide until they’re done (when it’s too late to do anything about it).

  • @[email protected]
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    356 months ago

    Nazi Germany has seen no evidence that Fascist Italy has committed genocide, Defense Secretary says

  • @DandomRude
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    336 months ago

    I suppose that was to be expected from a country that has never recognized the International Criminal Court in The Hague.

  • @Viking_Hippie
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    326 months ago

    In related news, the EPA announced that burning fossil fuels slows climate change, the Department of Transportation named Boeing the first annual Bestest Company That Follows All Rules and the Department of Education declared that books are inherently a hindrance to learning.

    • ivanafterall
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      196 months ago

      Is Netanyahu already eligible for the Nobel Peace Prize or does he need to wait a bit longer?

      • @Zehzin
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        56 months ago

        Let’s see what Kissinger has to say

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  • @Linkerbaan
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    226 months ago

    They have only seen pictures of 40 beheaded babies.

    • @SkyezOpen
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      Or do like south park and hire a secretary of offense.

  • Jimmybander
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    196 months ago

    Not genocide. Just lots of murder then? It’s fucking terrible is what it is.

    • @RizzRustbolt
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      Not that either… Just one hell of a case of “whoopsies”.