• @TootSweet
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    6810 months ago

    My chest hair isn’t glorious enough.

    • @EdibleFriend
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      3110 months ago

      Notice we never saw him topless again after the beard…

      • @[email protected]
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        3510 months ago

        Hair has to come from somewhere. When I started growing it on my face it stopped coming out from the top of my head.

        • @cybervseas
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          1610 months ago

          That’s called “The Sisko”.

    • IninewCrow
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      610 months ago

      I can count the number of chest hairs I have … I have one that continually grows to an inch in length right next to my left nipple … I call him Larry

    • @[email protected]
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      1910 months ago

      Mango, we’ve had some complaints. We don’t care who you socialize with outside of working hours but we must ask you to show some constraints during working hours! It’s not just the women who cannot stop talking about you sexually. The men are infuriated! You let Janet pat your butt and now John and his team refuse to deal with their priorities. There’s demands that you allowed them to have a patt too! It’s madness… OMG can I ask you something personal…

      • Director of HR
  • @surewhynotlem
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    2910 months ago

    I can’t get my leg over the back of a chair.

  • @Anticorp
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    10 months ago

    A sense of fashion and social expectations. The recognition and acknowledgement that the true 80’s are gone.

  • @yemmly
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    1310 months ago

    I just don’t have that Riker swag.

  • IninewCrow
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    1310 months ago

    Because I live in the part of the world where I would get frost bite for six months of the year if I exposed my skin … and the other six months of being eaten alive by mosquitoes and insects if I exposed my skin.

    I’m Indigenous and there’s a reason why my face and hands are tanned and the rest of my body is white as any sun starved Scandinavian.

    • Possibly linux
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      -1410 months ago

      Weird question but do you drink soda? I think soda is directly tied to health problems

  • @spittingimage
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    1110 months ago

    Self-respect. Either too much or too little, take your pick.

    • IninewCrow
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      610 months ago

      Just squeeze them periodically … or get someone else to do it for you

  • m-p{3}
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    1010 months ago

    Out of respect for everyone else’s sanity.