• AFK BRB Chocolate
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    Jessica Tarlov, one of the panel’s more liberal co-hosts, said she was in favor of the game removing slurs, adding, “I think we can all agree on that.”

    Two panelists replied, “Not so fast!” and “Be careful, Jessica.”

    Jesus Christ, how do these chucklefucks convince themselves that they aren’t terrible people?

      • @[email protected]
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        118 months ago

        Nice sentiment, but too many syllables to hold their attention.

        More like “why they call me ass for being ass?!”

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      “Yeah, Jessica, we’ve talked about this. You can’t just SAY that racist things should be avoided, we’re trying to APPEAL to racists, remember?”

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          Would only really be relevant for tournaments, except the organizing bodies of which aren’t affiliated with Hasbro and have their own sets of words and drama over them. People playing casually can just have house rules about whether slurs are or aren’t accepted and what counts as one.

            • @TexasDrunk
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              118 months ago

              We used to play “if you can convince me it’s a word, it counts”. I got a triple word score on zaxticuous and that shit got shut down. It means: Having the property or appearance of Zach Morris from Saved by the Bell.

              (The events in this comment are a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.)

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                58 months ago

                “Any resemblance to actual persons— Zach Morris or otherwise— or actual events… is purely coincidental.”

              • Flying Squid
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                48 months ago

                The best Scrabble move I ever saw:

                My brother: “Can you put down swear words?”

                My mother: “No.”

                My brother: (Puts down SHIT) “Not a swear, just what I have to do.” (Leaves to go to the bathroom.)

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              Ours was the unabridged OED when I was a kid.

              And my father with his English PhD didn’t even play.

          • Die4Ever
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            38 months ago

            Tournaments and also digital versions of the game. I think Scrabble might be popular on Facebook?

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          38 months ago

          I’ll accept it if its obviously a real word, no matter how offensive it is.

          Not if it requires a capital letter though. I’m not a complete animal.

        • Flying Squid
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          18 months ago

          Which had the N-word in it until 2020.

      • AFK BRB Chocolate
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        18 months ago

        They made it so they don’t count for points in the official game

    • TWeaK
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      108 months ago

      Jessica Tarlov, one of the panel’s more liberal co-hosts

      I honestly first read that as “one of the panel’s more literate co-hosts”.

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    He then said, “Playing a game without scoring — even if you suck at something — is so anti-human. It’s like scoring is part of your DNA."

    Gutfeld is so stupid man I can’t believe I used to like him

    Yeah a game without a scoring system is anti-human, that’s why we famously never play such games with our children. What’s your ELO in peek-a-boo, Greg? You absolute dweeb? Man I can’t wait to get back to my ranked play jigsaw puzzle at home. Can’t wait to beat my brother at D&D this week.

    • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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      128 months ago

      I read the bottom paragraph as though it was a John Oliver segment and that just made it funnier.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      118 months ago

      Greg Gutfeld’s the kind dude that stopped reading books when he got to be too old for the Book-It program and couldn’t score any more free personal pizzas at Pizza Hut.

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      Getting rid of scoring in scrabble is definitely stupid. If you don’t want to keep score, just don’t. I don’t think I’ve ever bothered, but it’s still a game with a scoring system and plenty of people use it. Didn’t need doing. I don’t know which side of that argument counts as woke and I really don’t care.

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        38 months ago

        Kinda arrogant to tell people that the way they enjoy a game is stupid. It’s a good thing the new Scrabble boards offer this scoreless variant as a variant, while the opposite side of the board remains the same scrabble you’ve grown accustomed to.

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          Oh, so it hasn’t changed at all then, it’s a non-story. Should have realised. Incidentally you’re mistaken, I said I don’t ever use the scoring system but that redesigning the game was nevertheless stupid, because you can already choose not to use it.

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            It’s not stupid to provide a proper board and a structured system for a variant of the game that people enjoy

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              28 months ago

              That’s fine. I barely care about my own opinion on this.

      • Flying Squid
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        28 months ago

        You can still play Scrabble the original way and no one will stop you.

    • Flying Squid
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      38 months ago

      I was going to check to see if Gutfeld even has children and, thankfully, he does not. Let’s hope it stays that way.

  • BeautifulMind ♾️
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    Yeah and it’s also accusing libraries of being drug-infested sex dens

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    It’s as if Fox News is not a reasonable source for anything but counterfactual nonsense

        • I Cast Fist
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          38 months ago

          My guess is that the headline would be something like “WOKE NETIZENS TRAIN HACKERS TO TAKE OVER THE INTERNET BY SPREADING WOKENESS”

    • Carighan Maconar
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      68 months ago

      I mean I always wanted to shag the hot librarian in my hometown but sadly they weren’t sex dens back then! 😭

  • @Geek_King
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    278 months ago

    Up next, Fox News accuses walnuts of being lazy.

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      28 months ago

      They just sit on the lawn and do nothing! A literal zombie can walk up to them, and they do nothing about it.

  • @disguy_ovahea
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    268 months ago

    Gotta stoke the hatred, even when there’s no news. Can’t have their viewers cooling off and developing minds of their own…

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      78 months ago

      Being a Fox News producer must be exhausting. Like, you gotta look all around for the slightest possible thing to anger and scare people. I’m sure the producer was at Target walking down the board game aisle and was like “oooohhh a new Scrabble? I’m gonna call this woke!”

      • @disguy_ovahea
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        28 months ago

        Right? sees pink collar on male dog “Libs turning dogs trans at 11” lol

      • @[email protected]
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        28 months ago

        It’s easy, any white supremacist can do it.

        1. Black people are doing a thing, segment on why this is bad and frightening.

        1a. It is somehow news to just observe a specific black person and get mad: “black man wears a suit,” “black man eats mustard.”

        1. Something is jeopardizing white cishet Christians’ ability to say the N-word without consequences, segment on why this is horrific persecution.

        You can just make shit up as well, since your audience is 100% white supremacist dimwits.

  • Phoenixz
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    258 months ago

    It is!

    You can freely create words with it that are on their naughty list without getting shot by police. Its woke, man!

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    8 months ago

    Tarlov then said […] “Scrabble can be a tough game”. Co-host Greg Gutfeld replied, “So is life!” before admitting that he has never played Scrabble.

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    198 months ago

    These hosts are doing everything they can to justify having a job. Normal people would say “yeah maybe we shouldn’t have swears and slurs in a game targeted at families”

  • @Zess
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    48 months ago

    They probably removed the scoring because no one understands how it works

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      28 months ago

      If multiplying by two or three causes issues, you’ve got bigger problems than “gen Z not liking competitive games”.

      If they want kids to play it, shape the board like the Fortnite map, and give double points for using those letters in the named areas.

  • @scaredoftrumpwinning
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    28 months ago

    The biggest take away of this is they think their viewers know what scrabble is.

    • @HWK_290
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      28 months ago

      It’s the part of the pig that’s best for fryin’, yeehaw!

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    18 months ago

    If the headline was “Scrabble bans hateful words” nobody would care because it’s their game, they can do what they want with it and nobody has sympathy for the guys complaining they can’t be racist in Scrabble.

    But using the word “woke” makes it sound like it’s some ongoing culture war battle with half the country on either side. It ain’t.

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      Tell that to Mr Potato Head or M&Ms. You might be better off phrasing it as “it shouldn’t”. Because the moment this shows up on conservative media… It will.