Is this not satire?
I cant tell anymore.
The world’s turned into too much of a parody of itself to tell anymore
One thing I will never understand is how people can believe that there is an all-knowing, all-powerful being who created the universe, and wields supreme authority over everything the universe encompasses, and yet simultaneously believe that he’ll take the time to listen to your petty bullshit and wiggle his fingers to get you a new car, or make sure your favorite team wins the superbowl. Surely, if he’s so overwhelmingly powerful, the pleas and devotion of us mere mortals would be completely inconsequential to him. So do Christians believe he’s omniscient and omnipotent, but also incredibly insecure?
They hear their ego telling them they’re the best and deserve everything they want and conflate it with the voice of God.
Not only that, but he also created them as poor and killed their baby cousin with cancer and tortures all the exploited people and animals in the world.
He is also omni-benevolent. So, if you are a good Christian, making good thing for a good person is an act of goodness, so He will do it. That’s not a contradiction, but logical consequence of His omni-benevolence.
The true paradox is in so called problem of evil. How come, for example, that small innocent children can horribly suffer in this world, with Omni-benevolent, omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent god?
It’s part of the plan, of course. And no you don’t get to see the plan
Even if it is true, it is still a contradiction. It is like when someone noticed that a circle can not be a square at the same time, saying that it is yellow does not help.
The true paradox is in so called problem of evil. How come, for example, that small innocent children can horribly suffer in this world, with Omni-benevolent, omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent god?
Exactly. Take the example of a child suffering from cancer. Are they suffering because God cannot stop it? Then he is not omnipotent.
Are they suffering because God doesn’t know about it? Then he’s not omniscient.
Are they suffering because God just doesn’t care? Then he’s not omni-benevolent.
A god as described by most religious people, especially Christians, cannot exist while at the same time suffering exists. And don’t give me the “free will” or “challenge” bull crap because a 5 year old with cancer cannot exercise their free will because of the cancer and they do not deserve that kind of pain. It’s cruel to “challenge” a parents faith by making an innocent child suffer.
Yeah - Christians don’t even have resurrection to fall back on here. At least Hindus can cite karmic debt - the idea that little Timmy, who is suffering from leukemia, is just reaping the reward of being an absolute bastard in a former life.
Hindu do not have this Omni-omni-omni god. But Christian do. One excuse could be that if child suffers and die then it gets to heaven. But then, why would Omni-benevolent god would put chile through that?
It’s quite easy to understand. They’re dumb, suffer from mental challenges, or both.
Don’t overestimate humans.
This is kinda Preacher, now I think about it
Yeah. Garth Ennis had a point.
So wait what is her plan here? To just be like, I believe in good, can I have a car?
“Manifestation” is a thing that people believe works.
Unfortunately for them, I have already manifested that manifestation will not work for anyone ever again
Eric the God Eating Penguin is on your side.
I saw a documentary on this once. They’re basically saying “just will it into existence“
Prosperity Gospel. God ain’t helpin’ if you ain’t payin’.
Someone should inform her that manifestation only works when God tells you it’s OK to commit fraud.
Wish = prayer.
Always has been
God is a genie I guess.
So that’s why it doesn’t work—I must have used all my wishes already. Now, if I just run this lamp backwards under an upside-down half moon, I should get them all back.
Whut?
People somehow still believe a supernatural being in the sky grants wishes.
How about just getting a job and saving up for one?
How about buying a beater until you can afford something better?
Sounds like she needs to go somewhere and pray to God for a better brain. (As if any kind of praying helps…)
aw, c’mon, being a grifter is hard work!
Mathew 6:5-8
Looked it up for my fellow heathens:
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MATTHEW 6 Giving to the Needy 1 “Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.
2 “So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.
3 But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing,
4 so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
5 “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.
6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words.
8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.
It’s not unlike me walking around hoping someone walks up to me and throws me the keys for an Aston Martin or wants to be charitable and gives me a hundred million dollars.
Except I know that’s not going to happen. And I’m not praying to some sky daddy for it.
We all know the definition of insanity.
Yes because having a job automatically means you can afford a car you want
