• @aeronmelon
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    2 months ago

    “Commander William T. Drebin, Starfleet.”

    He falls in love with a girl from a pre-warp civilization.

    “Since I’ve met you, I’ve noticed things that I never knew were there before - birds singing, dew glistening on a newly-formed leaf, the Prime Directive…”

    • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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      202 months ago

      I can’t help but think of the time Harry and Tom are in that fucked up alien prison while jacked up on angry juice, but with the dialogue from Naked Gun 33⅓ where Frank is trying to start a riot by talking about the filet mignon being over cooked and the expensive wine being room temp.

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    2 months ago

    I take objection that you brought up Scouting in this dirty meme

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      62 months ago

      Scouting? Dirty? Never.

      FYI, was a scout way back when. Great program, but mired by some shady characters. Also, parent participation is key. Pretty sure the troop I was in folded shortly after my generation.

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        82 months ago

        They have made really big changes since the program was attacked by predictors. Now everything is guided and enforced by YPT (youth protection training)

        It is probably one of the strictest organizations in terms of policy

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          52 months ago

          Good to know. Stricter protections were needed. Not a victim myself, nor were there any in my troop that I was aware of, but from what I learned after leaving the program… yeah, not great.

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            22 months ago

            It does piss me off that all the news organizations covered the click bait stories of people getting abused but then they don’t cover the resolve to it. You can’t undo trauma like that but you can jump start the healing process.

            The news just wants views and they don’t care who they screw over in the process.

  • Flying SquidM
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    42 months ago

    Is this implying that there was some point in Riker’s life when he was having a dry spell?

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      22 months ago

      It was a rough Saturday night. These things happen.

      • Flying SquidM
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        22 months ago

        If Riker doesn’t have sex on a given day, he slingshots around a star back to the beginning of that day so he can have sex.