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    2 months ago

    What Morty-esque way would you inevitably still fuck up whilst having the ability to quicksave? I’d end up hitting the button as I fell over trying to get out of the way of a moving car so loading the save just results in a looping death.

    • @[email protected]
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      332 months ago

      TFW you end up in an accident which leaves you in a persistent vegetative state and you forgot to sign a DNR so your family just keeps you alive like that instead of letting you die so you can reload your save.

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    792 months ago

    Would you like to go on a date with me?

    Eww no

    quickload
    puts on fedora hat and sunglasses +2 CHR
    consumes every drug in inventory
    accidentally takes psycho
    ROAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

    Would you like to go on a date with me?

  • @TotallynotJessica
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    122 months ago

    Me: “Do you have any coffee cake left?”

    Starbucks Employee: “Sorry, just the one that’s sitting on display”

    Quicksaving…

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    112 months ago

    That would be such a turn off for me. Have way too many bad experiences with insecure partners

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      2 months ago

      This looks insecure because he “saves” but well its just a joke and you actually need to be very secure to risk ruining your question with this joke if she doesn’t get it. He isn’t saving, he is risking more for a joke. This man is very secure.

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        192 months ago

        In my experience that’s not how it works. Insecure partners are often very open about how insecure they are

    • @p5yk0t1km1r4ge
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      42 months ago

      It’s literally a joke. You are clearly not the target audience. I think it’s funny, and any girl dropping that on me while we’re talking would be a good choice lol. If you can’t even see this as the joke it is, you must be fun at parties.

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        02 months ago

        Sorry I wasn’t aware that the fun police would be here to gatekeep the comments lmao. I’m just making conversation, sharing my experiences. It’s not that serious.

        I know it’s a joke, it just reminded me of the people I knew who would do such things irl and I cringed because of how bad partners they were.

        • @p5yk0t1km1r4ge
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          12 months ago

          You are using a silly, stupid joke to completely label someone you know nothing about. This isn’t gatekeeping its just an opinion on your opinion. That’s all I’m saying on the matter.

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            12 months ago

            I’m not labelling anyone? You’re the one who seems to make pretty harsh conclusions based on very little information. I’m just sharing my experiences. Read our conversation back and you’ll find a stark difference in tone between my comments and yours.

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              2 months ago

              My tone isn’t something I’m denying here. I am annoyed at your response because it comes off very, very judging. This is a pick up line I would use. I’m in a very healthy relationship. Your judginess isn’t a good look, and I don’t like it. Nothing further to discuss here. It’s fine if you disagree, this is the internet after all.