• @MrPoopyButthole
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    87 months ago

    If they did not die, then they were not seconds away from it.

    • Ebby
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      87 months ago

      You’re always seconds away from death. Just take another breath to reset the clock.

    • @brlemworld
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      17 months ago

      If you ride in a car on a highway you are seconds away. If you count your days and weeks and years in seconds, you are seconds away

  • @Shady_Shiroe
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    37 months ago

    Better title would have been:

    Someone out there is reading this while taking a shit instead of working!

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  • VaultBoyNewVegas
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    17 months ago

    I already know of a couple occasions where I was close to dying. Once at 5 I split my head open and had to go to hospital for stitches, I had a tea towel held to my head to stem the flow of blood. The second time was three years ago when I was admitted to hospital because of a flare of Ulcerative Colitis (IBD, Crohn’s disease is the other type) and I lost so much blood over the months I had the flare that I had to get a transfusion and iron infusion.