• FuglyDuck
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    887 months ago

    there’s some freaky perspective shit going on there. They’re big. but they’re not economy car big.

      • FuglyDuck
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        147 months ago

        Look at the first picture, wings aren’t spread. The largest baldies are recorded as having 8 foot wingspans- in alaska. They tend to be smaller closer to the equator.

        For comparison, if that’s a Hyundai Elantra behind it, it’s 15 feet long. (Close enough for 4 doors whatever it is.)

        • @[email protected]
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          7 months ago

          From what I can see : The car is down slope and probably 35 ft away. The eagle is on the slope and probably 15 ft away. It has an 8 to 9-ft wingspan roughly.

          I’ve had one of these land on my boat before so I’m familiar with raptor sizes from the Mid-Atlantic East Coast, USA.

          • FuglyDuck
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            227 months ago

            yes. it’s forced perspective. which is what I alluded to by saying “some freaky perspective shit going on”

            not saying the bird is actually ginormous. just that it looks ginormous. they’re big birds. Big, dumb birds. (I agree with with Franklin. turkeys > bald eagles. also there’s something hilarious about them trying to get crab apples

    • @[email protected]
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      197 months ago

      Yeah the bird is on a flat roof maybe a garage or something similar on the same height or slightly below the window

    • @xpinchx
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      97 months ago

      Yeah whatever surface it’s on, it’s slightly elevated. It’s a big bird but there’s some optical illusion going on.

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      47 months ago

      Moped big at most, since we’re measuring in vehicles.

  • @Rolando
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    357 months ago

    I think there’s oil in that there yard.

  • @Alteon
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    217 months ago

    Please correct me if I’m wrong…but I’m fairly certain that’s a vulture.

    • @[email protected]
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      317 months ago

      Well, no, not really. Back during the 2016 election don poorleon did a photoshoot with a bald eagle and the bird attacked him. I still love the pure symbolism there, the symbol of American democracy considered him a threat.

      • @samus12345
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        7 months ago

        “Get that tiny hand away from me!”

  • @blazeknave
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    127 months ago

    Omg - just looked up eagle wingspan and it’s wider than the height of any human I’ve ever met