He goes inside, the door slams shut, demonic noises for five minutes, then the door flies open and an angry, bloody Gordon Ramsey comes stomping out
“Why do you have a FUCKING gateway to the demonic realm in your restaurant?! Do you have any idea how many lost souls I found in there?! ANSWER ME!!!”
SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!
Exactly 0% of that blood is his
He didn’t get his black belt for nothing.
AND NONE OF THE SOULS WERE REFRIGERATED!
Ramsay vs SCP-087
Or ramsay is what’s knocking on the door
You mean Gordon Ramsey hasn’t yet been issued an SCP number?
Has Clef?
Gordon Ramsay when the Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension gaze into his soul:
“Are you just going to fucking stand there?”
Other than Gordon Ramsay being involved this is more or less the plot to the book House of Leaves lol
Pretty sure that was the intention¹
¹I mean… it has a footnote and everything
Need a British comedy adaptation of the Navidson record
I would pay good money to see that, especially if it was starring Mr Bean lol
Well shit, now I want a Rowan Atkinson and Gordon Ramsay comedy film. Any kind, really… buddy cop, rom-com, heist, psychological horror. It’s money in the bank
You should check out a show that came out some years ago called Psychoville! None of those people are in it, but it’s the closest thing I’ve ever seen to what you’re describing lol
Just saw a clip, it’s got its hooks in me now
The show they did after that is really good too, it’s an mystery/horror/comedy anthology called Inside No. 9
I love surrealist gordon ramsey memes
He better not wake Azathoth.
This reminds me of the time I worked at a tattoo parlor. Sometimes when refilling the ink bottles in the storage room I’d get the feeling that someone was watching me. One time I swear I heard a deep low growling, like a disgruntled chef watching someone pick up a piece of raw chicken, brush it off, and put it back in the pan
Let’s just check the walk-in freezer now.
…annnd I’m in Blackreach
Cthulhu: <ROARS>
Gordon: OH SHUT UP, DONKEY.
