• @[email protected]
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    577 months ago

    Thanks for doodling over the letters U and C for me OP, my delicate eyes almost saw a naughty word!

  • Cyrus Draegur
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    237 months ago

    When you try to violate the laws of physics…

    You don’t break them; THEY BREAK YOU.

    • @[email protected]
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      7 months ago

      STOP You’ve violated the law!

      Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

  • @[email protected]
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    157 months ago

    “The Guide says there is an art to flying”, said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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    Just remember, Mom says it isn’t really levitating or flying if you can’t do it straight up off the ground! Jumping off a high place doesn’t count, and nobody’s impressed, so don’t even bother.

  • RiQuY
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    So many fonts and sizes at the same time, org-mode vibes.

  • Zombie-Mantis
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    I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law.

    – Bugs Bunny

  • @Mango
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    47 months ago

    Yeah but those laws keep me safe.

  • @helpImTrappedOnline
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    break all the laws of physics you want, but you aren’t convincing anyone with that monstrosity. Hire a graphics designer.