• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    109 months ago

    It’s that New Jersey beach experience but with 95% less douchebags!

  • @ZILtoid1991
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    99 months ago

    The beach experience misses:

    • used heroin needles,
    • used condoms,
    • more thrown away trash in general,
    • dead fishes.
    • @[email protected]
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      119 months ago

      I’ve honestly never seen any of those on a beach, neither on natural nor on managed touristy ones

    • Hello Hotel
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      39 months ago

      Or the water so poluted, they put up biohazard signs.

    • @Retrograde
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      39 months ago

      You mean, a quintessential photograph that defines our postmodern world, right?

    • @Pretzilla
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      19 months ago

      Oooh man I really want a hermit crab toe pinch now

      Last fun thing like that I had was picking up a horny hairy tarantula and getting stung on the back of my hand as he crawled around