• @essell
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    581 month ago

    Striker was made of a standard iron osmium alloy, but with a 2% nickel impurity that made them truly special

    • Neato
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      331 month ago

      …I don’t remember this part of the game.

        • Neato
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          71 month ago

          Oh yeah. And the shield is wrong. I hate this.

        • @BluesF
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          51 month ago

          What do you mean? I loved playing through the adventures of Lihb the dairy farmer.

    • @Tag365
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      71 month ago

      How do you find the giant cow?

    • StrikerOPM
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      Ohhhh. What will you do without them now 😭. You should sound sadder to stroke my ego more I mean honor the dead

      • @[email protected]
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        141 month ago

        Pay $40 for better head. It was a good value but it wasn’t the best quality out there. Kinda like store brand.

        • StrikerOPM
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          71 month ago

          And aren’t you incredibly sad now that striker has died? You will never know if you would of gotten a better one eventually. It’s just too sad 😭

  • @Shadowq8
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    201 month ago

    RIP Striker.

    This site will never be the same without you.

    I don’t know how you are posting from the afterlife, a feat which science is yet to explain.

    But that is the power of love I suppose.

  • @[email protected]
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    171 month ago

    Dear Striker,

    May you find solace in knowing that your legacy will endure through the training of an AI bot on your data. Your influence will continue to shape the future, ensuring that your memory lives on in a unique and everlasting way.

    Best wishes to your family and friends during this time.

    Warm regards, random internet stranger.

  • @[email protected]
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    171 month ago

    This isn’t mine, but I was reminded of it:

    Five requests with regard to my eventual death September 10, 2021

    1. If it happens that my death occurred in some public place, there is to be no ersatz memorial created on that location comprised of teddy bears, mylar balloons, or terrible poems written on posterboard in pink Magic Marker™. This is very, very important.

    2. If you choose to have any kind of service “memorializing” me, there will be no use of the phrase “looking down on us.”

    3. At no time is any outraged friend or family member to appear in public looking indignant and holding up a framed photograph of me.

    4. If you refer to anything I’ve ever done as “brave,” “courageous,” or “special,” I will personally come back from the grave and shit angry ghost turds in your coffee pot.

    5. If the resources exist and the weather is fine, I’d prefer to have my remains torn asunder by vicious dogs while “Tusk” is performed by an enthusiastic high school marching band.

    http://www.5ives.com/archives/2002/12/11/five-requests-with-regard-to-my-eventual-death/

  • @Ellvix
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    131 month ago

    Your memes brought me much happiness. Especially that one 2 days ago about the straw, which was able to disturb my entire friend group.

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      41 month ago

      My AMA on their Skibidi Toilet post yielded some good karma (is that what it’s even called on Lemmy?).

  • Rob T Firefly
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    131 month ago

    Striker was the baddest motherfucker around, as evidenced by Striker’s mother’s deep postcoital disappointment.

  • YAMAPIKARIYA
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    91 month ago

    Oh, Striker, hearing about your tragic (and hilarious) passing truly has us scrolling through the stages of grief! Your memes lit up our feeds like a smartphone screen in a dark room—always there when we needed a laugh or a perfectly timed GIF. You weren’t just a username to us; you were the unsung hero of our notification alerts. Each post you shared wasn’t just content; it was comfort. In your digital absence, we’ll strive to keep the LOLs alive in your memory. Rest in pixels, dear friend. Until the next meme revival!

  • @UltraBlack
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    is this a joke? Is this a relative’s work?

  • @[email protected]
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    61 month ago

    He achieved in death what he could not in life, a way for Blitz and the rest of the IMP crew to no longer be able to make constant sex jokes around and about him.