They could also make a store where you can loan their movies, then return them after watching and loan others
they should also borrow video games so you can try it out, and if you like it, you can go buy a copy from the video game store.
Great in theory ….but what if they made popcorn and coke $17 ?
Nobody would buy it for that much, surely!
What if we covered it in some sort of oil that doubles as a laxative?
Nah, nah, nah, you need to start out with $8 unlimited per trip, then over a series of years raise the price to $17 on account of “inflation” and have smaller bucket tier sponsored by ads on the buckets.
talking ads
And demand you buy another if they catch you sharing
Each or combined? Because the combined prices are already that high and people still buy it.
That’s pretty much what it costs here now
Wo even comes up with those wacky ideas? I don’t want to see movies with random people taken off the street.
Why ? you’d get to chill with them, as in netflix & chill
Hmmm,ok but the lights stay off.
The movie industry version of Return To Office.
In order to continue using Netflix, you have to watch 3 movies a week in the theater.
Are those 3 trips included in my subscription?
I’m just kidding, I know they aren’t.
What do you think this is - unshittification?
If I can rent it out for the night so its just me and my buddies it’d be great! Of course it’ll need a completntary extra tall dude who sits in front of me, a crying baby, an old lady with a nasty caugh, and the dude with an obnonxious laugh who seen the movie 6 times and spoils everything.
There are a couple of smaller local theaters where I live that let you rent out one of their cinema halls for the evening and let you and your buddies watch whatever you want. You can also bring consoles to game on. It’s like 60 Euros per hour, definitely affordable for a small group.
All the theaters in my area do that but it’s probably way more since it’s a Metropolitan area and they can make a ton just airing regular showings. I would love to host something at one for my buds though, like worlds for the game we play.
That’s…sooooo fuckin cool
Man, every so often when I’m at work, I’ll still daydream about renting out my local theatre, having them use a black question mark rather than the private rental image on their schedule website with a note that it’s a private rental with public access, then playing the Church of the Subgenius’ recruitment video (link for the interested: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o0x9ymMQUg8). Or, depending on my mood, one of those desert series stoner rock concert videos.
Only thing stopping me is money, and the fact that ARISE is on DVD rather than Blu-ray - I don’t want to do Stang and co dirty like that, it would look like shit.
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Don’t forget the vapers.
This would be like Amazon opening up a physical book store (which didn’t last long):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_BooksThey had one of them in my neighborhood and it only stocked the most popular books (on amazon) which you already get delivered to you in an hour or two. It seemed pretty pointless.
Oh, it would have been great if they made the same thing as real book stores. Different categories and putting thought in their collection including niche topics. I love exploring random books in book stores and libraries
Let me watch any Netflix content in a movie theater whenever I want and now you got something.
i wonder how much itd cost to own just 1 theater room at my local theater
You can rent them for events or private parties/showings, you know.
holy shit
Supposedly rather cheap (like in the $200-300 range), at least for off-peak/matinee. Depends on the theater tho.
mine starts at $99 dollars. not bad!
If you go to an early morning showing on a weekday just before a film is going to leave a small town theatre: there’s a good chance you can get the entire theatre to yourself for the normal admission price.
that happened to me one day after school when i went to see incredibles 2
I saw someone offering bring your own consoles / land party deal. Not sure how the split screen works with that…
God, the latency!
Depending on the game…maybe everybody is playing on a tv/monitor in front of them and the cinema display is for spectators.
Better than N64 Turok multiplayer split screen on a mini CRT
One of the cinema companies where I live has started renting out the individual cinema rooms to people, you can bring in you’re console, hook it up to the project9r and play games or watch TV or movies using your own accounts.
Cinema projectors are usable for gaming? I’d expect extremely high latency since it doesn’t usually matter
Nah they work well, here’s a 17 year old video of people playing Wii in a cinema.
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It probably depends a lot on the game. I can’t watch it right now, but a lot of more casual games would be fine, but a game like Rocket League quickly becomes unplayable with even just the delay of a TV
I don’t think that would be very profitable unless they would force people to go by maybe showing content exclusivly in these stores before releasing them online.
this would be so Disruptive
Netflix actually had that in Sydney, in partnership with a speaker company. It was to push home theater, but you could go watch movies.
I havnt heard of the speaker company since.
What is a speaker company?
A company that makes/sells speaker systems
What is a speaker?
Kids these days, probably
Woah. That gives me an idea.
What if we used the internet to let people watch videos without downloading them anywhere? The video data could just flow from the server to the client, and rendered directly to a screen. I’m still trying to come up with a coherent name for the concept though.
Maybe a word which likens it to how water flows in a river? How about rivering?
You might have something there… but I’m not sure. I feel like we’re close, though.
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name idea: buffering hell
If I understand correctly, a major player at Netflix actively doesn’t like theaters and sees them as competition to eliminate.
On a completely separate tangent: You remember those occasional attempts at online virtual hangout zones back in the 2000s? They were implemented in anything from Flash to the Source engine, often resembled a physical shopping mall, “Hang out with your friends, customize your avatar, engage with today’s products and brands!” And a lot of them tried to have virtual movie theaters, because of course people wanted to sit in their computer chair in front of their 15 inch CRT and watch a very low resolution “whatever will fit down a 2002 era DSL connection” stream of Shrek 2 in its entirety. And of course it never really happened that often because no one would license them the rights to any decent movies.
I’d like to have spaces a bit like karaoke bars, where you can rent a room with some friends and watch TV or play videogames and order food and drinks. And maybe even karaoke. I hate theaters because the general population is insufferable, but watching a movie with friends is still fun.
Many cinemas let you do that, but it’s naturally hella expensive because they are too big. Wonder if it would be profitable enough.
Maybe both, a karaoke place with a big screen?
I’ve rented out my local theater for birthdays and stuff several times over COVID. It was really nice
Ah, good old covid. Good times.
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My mind is blown away
